Fat Chance @ Olive Garden

[Perknose]

Greetings OT folks!

You don't get enough exercise. We know that. You have abysmal taste in food and will eat just about anything. It goes without saying. Your pants keep getting magically too small for you. Of course they do!

But, your CC has about $300 to go before it hits your credit limit. Has Olive Garden got a dealio for you!

Olive Garden Is Selling an Annual Unlimited Pasta Pass Tomorrow for $300

You'd better get in on this before Mayne and highland get wind of it.

 

[highland145]

Ha, I hate that place but you were spot on until you got to the credit card. Now if it were unlimited beer....you might as well lock my account.

 

[spacejamz]

Unlimited is actual limited by the number of times your server actually asks if you are ready for another serving while you are there.

 

[madoka]

Perknose you ignorant slut! You got my hopes up for no reason.

It was TODAY! And it sold out in seconds.

 

[highland145]

Perknose you ignorant slut!

It was TODAY! And it sold out in seconds.

lolol, irl.

 

[ponyo]

Perknose you ignorant slut! You got my hopes up for no reason.

It was TODAY! And it sold out in seconds.

You wanted one? Do you eat at Olive Garden?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Olive garden is... simply disgusting. I put it next to Red Lobster and Golden Corral as restaurants that I will not touch.

 

[dainthomas]

Olive garden is... simply disgusting. I put it next to Red Lobster and Golden Coral as restaurants that I will not touch.

I got outvoted by family into going to Red Lobster a few months ago. Literally nothing on the menu looked good, so I settled on fish and chips. And of course they screwed that up. But hey, at least their beer selection was terrible.

 

[highland145]

I got outvoted by family into going to Red Lobster a few months ago. Literally nothing on the menu looked good, so I settled on fish and chips. And of course they screwed that up. But hey, at least their beer selection was terrible.

lol

 

[tynopik]

Golden Coral

is that some type of seafood restaurant?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

is that some type of seafood restaurant?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Good rule of thumb is that any food sold in unlimited quantities is not worth eating in any quantity.

 

[gorcorps]

I got outvoted by family into going to Red Lobster a few months ago. Literally nothing on the menu looked good, so I settled on fish and chips. And of course they screwed that up. But hey, at least their beer selection was terrible.

I go to red lobster once a year in september for endless shrimp. It's actually pretty good (most of it) and I get my fill for the money. No desire to go there at any other time of the year though.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm ok with OliveGarden. I've eaten there once or twice, and it was ok, but I don't see any need to go back. Massive quantities of mediocre food aren't a deal. If I'm gonna make myself fat, I at least want to enjoy the trip.

 

[UglyCasanova]

I’ll pass

 

[tynopik]

already expired, not hot

 

[KMFJD]

Good rule of thumb is that any food sold in unlimited quantities is not worth eating in any quantity.

I dunno about that, the last Brazilian BBQ place i went to was fantastic

 

[skull]

Yall are a bunch of snobs, olive garden is fine dining where I come from. On the rare occasion I got to go as a kid momma made me put on my dress clothes.

 

[lxskllr]

I dunno about that, the last Brazilian BBQ place i went to was fantastic

It's a good rule to live by. There's always exceptions, but you'll win more times than not by following GagHalfrunt's guidelines.

 

[Perknose]

n/m

 

[Perknose]

Yall are a bunch of snobs, olive garden is fine dining where I come from. On the rare occasion I got to go as a kid momma made me put on my dress clothes.

I don't care how fetching you looked in your summer frock, the phrase, "Olive Garden is fine dining where I come from" should not come out of anyone's mouth.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I dunno about that, the last Brazilian BBQ place i went to was fantastic

And do they have an unlimited food for a year package or the more common all you can eat in single seating package? Big difference. The only people giving away food for an entire year are those who know its too shitty to entice people to come back often and pay for it.

 

[skull]

I don't care how fetching you looked in your summer frock, the phrase, "Olive Garden is fine dining where I come from" should not come out of anyone's mouth.

Not sure what a frock is but I always looked awesome in my polo with the least amount of stains.

What else am I'm supposed to call the fanciest place I ever been to? Actually I take that back an ex made me take her to this hipster Italian place one time. That place might of been fancier but it was shit compared to olive garden.

 

[Six]

Olive Garden...yuck. Tried it once, never again. There are tastier TV dinners.

Golden Coral is a hit or miss depending where you are in the country. I thought it was good in Appleton Wisconsin and Lexington Kentucky. It was nasty in Seattle, Texas, and especially San Diego.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I dunno about that, the last Brazilian BBQ place i went to was fantastic

The funny thing is - We in the US made them "fancy" and expensive. In Brazil,. they are like... standard cuisine and overall cheap.