Fast food joint rants!

[StrangeRanger]

Got any? Here's mine: So I stop at the local Booger Fling on my way in this am, and while standing in line a few things occured to me that bug the sh!t outta me.
1.) Why does it seem there are always more freakin' idiots working than normal people?
2.) Why, when there is a long line to wait in is there always still some as$hole who doesn't know wtf they want when they get to the register?! How is this fvcking possible? I wanted to slap that dumb b!tch!
3.) Why does it seem that no one else is late for work (like I usually am) and in a hurry? Why do they have to have inane conversations about the stupid ass fvcking little sweater they got for their dumb as$ toy poodle?
4.) What does it say about our school systems, math in particular here, when your bill comes to like $4.23 and you hand the monkey at the register $5.25 and he looks at you like you're an idiot and you gave him too much money?
5.) Why during morning and lunch time busy periods do they only have 1 maybe freakin' 2 monkeys working the registers? Are the other registers fake? Like the little carboard TV's you see in furniture displays?
6.) And what about service with a smile? All I saw was a fat idiot who's glasses were so coated in crap that I wanted to rip them off his head and clean them for him! It was no wonder he couldn't see the key pad!
Ok, so maybe I'm a little hung over and tired, but this place was driving me insane this morning.
j

 

[TomC25]

join the club

the fast food places by my seem to drop the average IQ by 10 points every year

and they seem to move in slow motion and cannot do more than one action at a time

aarrggg

I was at a place and ordered a hamburger without pickles and the dumbass WAITED until it was ready before she made my drink and got my fries

HELLO

 

[IGBT]

Under what other situation would you be satisfied to have your meals prepaired by minimum wage employees??Unless your in jail!! Stop eating that crap.:Q

 

[VTHodge]

<< 1.) Why does it seem there are always more freakin' idiots working than normal people? >>


Cause normal people can get better jobs. You may get lucky and find one with a bunch of HS kids. They can't get better jobs either.



<< 4.) What does it say about our school systems, math in particular here, when your bill comes to like $4.23 and you hand the monkey at the register $5.25 and he looks at you like you're an idiot and you gave him too much money? >>


I HATE this. I almost always figure out how to get the best change. They usually say something when I give them $11.25 for something that is $6.23. They usually try to give me my one back. Then I have to explain that I want a five back instead of 4 ones. And do you ever ask for 5 ones and they say they "aren't allowed to make change".



<< 5.) Why during morning and lunch time busy periods do they only have 1 maybe freakin' 2 monkeys working the registers? Are the other registers fake? Like the little carboard TV's you see in furniture displays? >>


Yes, yes they are.

 

[yakko]

<< 4.) What does it say about our school systems, math in particular here, when your bill comes to like $4.23 and you hand the monkey at the register $5.25 and he looks at you like you're an idiot and you gave him too much money? >>

This is my favorite. I went to a famous burger fast food joint and I paid with a $50 bill once. The chick at the counter gave me change for a $20 bill. I told her I gave her a $50 bill and I wanted the rest of my change. The manager came up and opened the register and verified that I paid with a $50 bill. It took another 5 minutes and the manager coming up again to get the correct change because the chick working the register could not figure out how much more to give. I was not going to say a word because it was too funny.

 

[MajesticMoose]

That thing with the change is really dumb considering that all they need to do is type it in and its tells em how much to give back.

m00se

 

[Doggiedog]

Dude, at least you ended up ok.

I went Booger King 2 years ago on my birthday to grab a quick lunch. I had about 20 people coming over to my place to celebrate my birthday when I got so ill. I must have crapped a dozen times, yakked twice that many and turned completely blue. I lost 20 lbs in about 2 days and was completely dizzy, delusional and in pain.

I don't know what was in that whopper but from what I heard, the BK in that neighborhood is in a rich area but the teenagers that work there are from a poor area right next to it. They resent the customers so they tend to do f'ked up things to the food there. I figure I must have gotten some Comet in my burger or something.

I've never regained those 20lbs I lost and I've got some stomach problems now because of it I think.

 

[CraigRT]

ROFLMAO.... oh! oh, my gut hurts!!!!... hahahahahahahaha.. oh man.... lmao!!

that is too right on.. i know exactly what you mean, hahahahaha... man o man, great post...!!!!!!!

 

[Nitemare]

<< That thing with the change is really dumb considering that all they need to do is type it in and its tells em how much to give back.

m00se >>



Wendy's has stupified it even more. They have a change machine that dispenses your change so all the cashier gives you is bills. Guess the coins got to be too confusing for some. lol

 

[Azraele]

<< when I got so ill >>



Been there done that, only I got it from Wendy's. First time in my life I've felt like my stomach was being painfully twisted like a dishrag being rung out.

 

[ericb]

I got the stomach twists everytime at Burger King but I narrowed down the cause...it's the cooked pickles. Once I stopped getting any kind of pickle at BK I was fine. Now, to get McDonalds fries, Jack in the box burgers, Wendy's chicken sandwich, Bojangles chicken and Steak n Shake milkshakes all in one place.

 

[RSI]

<< This is my favorite. I went to a famous burger fast food joint and I paid with a $50 bill once. The chick at the counter gave me change for a $20 bill. I told her I gave her a $50 bill and I wanted the rest of my change. The manager came up and opened the register and verified that I paid with a $50 bill. It took another 5 minutes and the manager coming up again to get the correct change because the chick working the register could not figure out how much more to give. I was not going to say a word because it was too funny. >>

Oh...my...god. I did not know such people existed. I admit, I have yet to make a habit of consuming what we call "fast-food", but I have never witnessed such idiocy in fast-food joints yet, thankfully!

-RSI

 

[notfred]

There are reasons that I don't eat at those places. (also, it's not really food)