Fashion tips for those over 40

[Geekbabe]

Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering
near 40) >are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and
whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

 

[DaveSimmons]

🙂

Thogh someone posted an extreme peircings link here recently to a person who attached glasses lenses directly to his body with bolts and such </shiver> .

(support bolts through the nose if I recall correctly. yikes!)

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

13. Thongs and Depends

Good thing I saw this. I will be returning my wife's depends forthwith. 🙂