Fascinating

DainBramaged

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So I was in the basement listening to my satanic death metal on a volume of 4 out of 11 when I hear this bloodcurdling scream. I pause everything and bolt upstairs wondering who was just getting raped. I make it to the front porch and there is this 40ish woman, crack whore style, standing in the middle of the street, screaming. As loud as she could. She did this twice more and then got back in her car and left.

People are so fascinating.
 

destrekor

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speaking of music.. i was playing The Final Cut (Coheed and Cambria) at a moderately loud volume, and the bass isn't incredibly heavy during the song, just the guitar and bass guitar... but then.... THEN, the end of the song of the cd has some heavy thumping from the drums and I was stuck in the bathroom, no remote near me (and out of range/too many corners to matter anyhow).. and I thought I was going to blast something, like the ceiling fan that's below my room and makes funny rattling noises when I got the bass up. kinda panicked a bit there lol.
 

CarlKillerMiller

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She was probably looking for her dog, singing whilst waiting for her ride, or boned the fvck out on a cocktail of fifty percent crack fifty percent laundry detergent.

It was a bad brick.
 

CarlKillerMiller

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You know, my favorite part of this thread isn't anything said by dain, but how Destrekor was "Stuck in the bathroom".


Do you have arms, sir?
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
You know, my favorite part of this thread isn't anything said by dain, but how Destrekor was "Stuck in the bathroom".


Do you have arms, sir?

Most likely, he had arms but also had a log halfway out.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
You know, my favorite part of this thread isn't anything said by dain, but how Destrekor was "Stuck in the bathroom".


Do you have arms, sir?

Most likely, he had arms but also had a log halfway out.

not quite that, but you expect me to walk around while still attending the throne? lol