Farts are magnets.

[nerp]

Ever notice how the instant you fart, someone comes near? For example, I might be in my office and undisturbed for several hours. I'll let out a big one and sure enough, someone comes in to ask a question.

 

[illusion88]

Good for you

 

[moshquerade]

blame it on the dog

 

[Ika]

yeah It's one of those hated laws of the universe.

 

[d4mo]

Ever notice how the instant you fart, someone comes near? For example, I might be in my office and undisturbed for several hours. I'll let out a big one and sure enough, someone comes in to ask a question.

Too true.

 

[hanoverphist]

i plan those in supermarkets so i can blame my kids for them... its become a game of sorts.

 

[JS80]

Ever notice how the instant you fart, someone comes near? For example, I might be in my office and undisturbed for several hours. I'll let out a big one and sure enough, someone comes in to ask a question.

Wow I thought that only happened to me.

 

[bobross419]

I like leaving elevator bombs... always fun times

 

[Miramonti]

God has a plan.

 

[mb]

Wow I thought that only happened to me.

Seriously. Happens all the time to me. Even if I'm eating lunch in my office with the door shut, the moment I let one out someone knocks on my door!

 

[SlitheryDee]

God has a plan.

A plan that consists of intentionally giving his creations a digestive system that periodically expels noxious gas and then punishing them by drawing others near when it is expelled. Not to mention occasionally calling the hapless victim in to be on the receiving end from time to time. God is mischievous and diabolical on the mundane level as well as the significant in punishing his children for being created flawed.

 

[Ausm]

I just go in my Boss's office and do it.

 

[nerp]

I'm glad I'm not alone with this. I'm continually trying to find a way to use it to my advantage, perhaps when I'm waiting for my food at a restaurant.

 

[Arcadio]

People tend to remember events that reinforce their beliefs and forget events that contradict their beliefs.

 

[bignateyk]

People tend to remember events that reinforce their beliefs and forget events that contradict their beliefs.

Yeah. I fart in my office about 300 times a day, so chances are that someone is going to come in right after I let one loose at some point in the day.

It's a game of chance.

 

[nonameo]

Magnets + farts + witricity thread = wireless farts

 

[Miramonti]

A plan that consists of intentionally giving his creations a digestive system that periodically expels noxious gas and then punishing them by drawing others near when it is expelled. Not to mention occasionally calling the hapless victim in to be on the receiving end from time to time. God is mischievous and diabolical on the mundane level as well as the significant in punishing his children for being created flawed.

Precisely, as written in Leviticus.

 

[Miramonti]

People tend to remember events that reinforce their beliefs and forget events that contradict their beliefs.

The truth is sufficient for me.

 

[ElFenix]

God has a plan.

i thought that was the cylons

 

[JS80]

This is also especially true in the elevator.

 

[ktehmok]

Take up crop-dusting. It will then always be someone elses problem.

 

[LittleMsSnuggie]

I like leaving elevator bombs... always fun times

Amongst many others...

 

[BabaBooey]

Mine clear rooms,not attract,odd ....:hmm:

 

[destrekor]

A plan that consists of intentionally giving his creations a digestive system that periodically expels noxious gas and then punishing them by drawing others near when it is expelled. Not to mention occasionally calling the hapless victim in to be on the receiving end from time to time. God is mischievous and diabolical on the mundane level as well as the significant in punishing his children for being created flawed.

Everyone knows on top of being omni-whatever, he's also The Prick, His Prickiness, The Biggest Asshole of the Universe, etc etc etc. We must bow before his gifted skill multiplier of <Prick * &#8734;>, and thank him for creating us in his Image complete with Prick skillset.