Farting in the shower

[DaTT]

Its like instant stink. No waiting around to see what your brand is going to smell like....no leaning in to the fart zone to get the first whiff. It's just there, the smell hits you before you are even done farting.

So...who prefers it?

The only downside is, it gets a little awkward dropping a shower fart on one of your buddies.

 

[Alone]

I love it.

 

[dawp]

Farting is nothing. Do you piss in the shower?

 

[Sphexi]

Worst thing about it is that the steam seems to make it worse. Like adding warm moisture to the equation gives it something to cling to, something to grow on.

I still voted that I liked it though.

 

[Tristicus]

Smells good man.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Haha I prefer to wait for the smell, it's more of a suspense. Shower farts are the worse lol. Often I will let them go anyway though, so I have an idea of what's on the menu for that day.

 

[DaTT]

Farting is nothing. Do you piss in the shower?

Who doesn't?

 

[Turin39789]

Farting is nothing. Do you piss in the shower?

you gotta make your own pole for that

 

[dawp]

Who doesn't?

I've known women that would get out to piss an then get back in.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

What are you doing showering with your buddies?

 

[JM Aggie08]

I spin in a small circle while letting one go, enveloping myself in the sweet smell.

 

[Krynj]

I think it's the same phenomena that takes place when you fart in the car and turn the heat way up.

 

[AbAbber2k]

The worst thing about shower farts is... if there's water between your cheeks it's hard to tell whether or not you Sharted.

 

[MarkXIX]

No mention of the odd sounds made with water between the cheeks when you cut one loose?

 

[NetWareHead]

Yeah...the presence of water in-between your butt checks makes for all sorts of squirty juicy and bubbly farts.

 

[SandEagle]

Haha I prefer to wait for the smell, it's more of a suspense. Shower farts are the worse lol. Often I will let them go anyway though, so I have an idea of what's on the menu for that day.

now the whole world knows what a disgusting cow you are. why not just save time and drop a deuce in the shower too? you can smash that turd down the shower grate with the heel of your foot and enjoy the warmth as it slowly melts away leaving a smell of suspense for you to enjoy.

 

[Terabyte]

now the whole world knows what a disgusting cow you are. why not just save time and drop a deuce in the shower too? you can smash that turd down the shower grate with the heel of your foot and enjoy the warmth as it slowly melts away leaving a smell of suspense for you to enjoy.

i remember that thread on bodybuilding with MS paint pictures :awe:

 

[bctbct]

clothing definetly muffles the sound

 

[DaTT]

now the whole world knows what a disgusting cow you are. why not just save time and drop a deuce in the shower too? you can smash that turd down the shower grate with the heel of your foot and enjoy the warmth as it slowly melts away leaving a smell of suspense for you to enjoy.

Shit doesn't smell the same as farts....well, most of the time they don't. Therefore, your idea is just gross.

 

[DaTT]

Don't you die on me thread......don't you die!

More votes

 

[BassBomb]

i dont prefer them, but i will let em go

 

[ahenkel]

I had food poisoning once in the shower I was like a dual human fountain

 

[Gooberlx2]

The worst thing about shower farts is... if there's water between your cheeks it's hard to tell whether or not you Sharted.

Best part about that is the fact you're already in the shower. It's a problem that fixes itself! :awe:

 

[zinfamous]

Farting is nothing. Do you piss in the shower?

of course. it kills fungus.

 

[clamum]

now the whole world knows what a disgusting cow you are. why not just save time and drop a deuce in the shower too? you can smash that turd down the shower grate with the heel of your foot and enjoy the warmth as it slowly melts away leaving a smell of suspense for you to enjoy.

I just lol'd hard at this. Hahahaha.