Fart machine wreaks havoc in times square....

[KDOG]

Yes, I'm like 12 or something, I LOL'd.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b18_1262867625

 

[QueBert]

I'm not 12 but I the 3 teen chicks who screamed and jumped WTF lol. Not great but a pretty good video still. It's in NYC so I'm surprised a few people didn't try to beat his ass, maybe those were edited out.

 

[irishScott]

lol

 

[daw123]

LOL. I liked the people who reacted by wafting their hands in front of their faces.

 

[palswim]

Props to him for keeping a straight face during filming!

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

reminds me of grade school, lol

 

[destrekor]

that hot chick who jumped out the way as she was walking by the a pretty comical moment.

I'm fairly certain I'll never outgrow enjoying good ol' immature jokes.

 

[Rubycon]

I've walked through Times Square and the ambient sound level on a given day is in the upper 70's (dBA!). That was no iphone farter that had to have a speaker with a few WATTS. No wonder people were scared. A real fart just isn't that loud no matter how big the orifice.

Now a horse can fart with a force that you don't play with!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzc_DA6MPCg

So I guess the coppers on the horses could be heard.

The subtle and realistic flatu gennies are best installed in elevator cars. Swap out the the air freshner can with one charged with hydrogen sulfide and the people would surely take to running! Talk about express elevator!

 

[Hyperlite]

I've walked through Times Square and the ambient sound level on a given day is in the upper 70's (dBA!). That was no iphone farter that had to have a speaker with a few WATTS. No wonder people were scared. A real fart just isn't that loud no matter how big the orifice.

Now a horse can fart with a force that you don't play with!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzc_DA6MPCg

So I guess the coppers on the horses could be heard.

The subtle and realistic flatu gennies are best installed in elevator cars. Swap out the the air freshner can with one charged with hydrogen sulfide and the people would surely take to running! Talk about express elevator!

Ruby, i think he was doing it with his armpit

 

[Rubycon]

Ruby, i think he was doing it with his armpit

Too consistent for armpit farts. They would be random like a real anus! Also he would look like a chicken flapping a wing, eh?

 

[LordMorpheus]

Too consistent for armpit farts. They would be random like a real anus! Also he would look like a chicken flapping a wing, eh?

Is there any field in which you aren't an expert?

 

[JEDIYoda]

reminds me of when i was younger.....I played Donkey Kong at a market in Tel Aviv. The Donkey Kong was located right at the front door and as people walked by I would let em rip making the farting noise with my mouth. One day this heavyset lady stood next to me and as I let one rip the manager walked by....he turned and thinking it was the heavyset lady asked her to kindly leave the store....lolol

 

[masterxfob]

a coworker brought one to our office one day and snuck it in to our bosses office while he was at lunch. we set it off when he got back and the mofo nearly fell out of his chair! the boss then kept it in his office so that we could set it off on a few of our not so anal clients.

ahh, that was one of my favorite jobs. didn't make much money and the job was boring as hell, but the boss and coworkers were by far the best i've ever had.

 

[Miramonti]

I have no shame, a grin went to LOL as the vid went on.

 

[SunSamurai]

a coworker brought one to our office one day and snuck it in to our bosses office while he was at lunch. we set it off when he got back and the mofo nearly fell out of his chair! the boss then kept it in his office so that we could set it off on a few of our not so anal clients.

ahh, that was one of my favorite jobs. didn't make much money and the job was boring as hell, but the boss and coworkers were by far the best i've ever had.

Wouldent those clients be more anal? :awe:

 

[Sea Moose]

Is there any field in which you aren't an expert?

I am guessing she isnt an expert in transmorphonics

 

[SunSamurai]

Why do farts make some people laugh. Its such a strange phenomena.

 

[Locut0s]

Why do farts make some people laugh. Its such a strange phenomena.

Because it's "Taboo". People are prudish. Actually it's also a cultural thing to some extent. Go to China and many bodily functions we here in the west won't talk about without fear of embarrassment are just everyday discussion topics.

 

[Rubycon]

Is there any field in which you aren't an expert?

Quite a lot actually. I guess it boils down to what your definition of an "expert" is.

The sooner one realizes what they don't know will always be infinitely greater than what the do know is best for them. It's that differential that keeps the quest for knowledge gain and flow adequately strong throughout their life which is important as they get older.

 

[Raizinman]

If I saw some guy walk directly over to me and fart, there would be fists flying.

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

If I saw some guy walk directly over to me and fart, there would be fists flying.

No, I don't think so.