Fart-in planned for the DNC

[madoka]

Smell the Bern.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-a...n-dnc-fart-protest-clinton-nomination-n611596

Former Philadelphia health commissioner Dr. Walter H. Tsou can't help but let out a light-hearted laugh when he talks about flatulence.

But for Tsou, the reason why he and others — including some Democratic delegates who support former candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders — plan to eat beans and pass gas at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia is anything but a laughing matter.

"It's a whimsical way of raising a protest," Tsou told NBC News. "There's a lot of things that stink about this whole democratic primary process."

Billed as a "fart-in," the coordinated assault on the olfactory system is scheduled for July 28 both inside the Wells Fargo Center and outside on the street, at the moment presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton accepts the party's nomination, organizer Cheri Honkala told NBC News.

"For us, this whole thing is a farce, it's a charade," said Honkala, who was Green Party candidate Jill Stein's vice-president pick in 2012. "They're creating the illusion of democracy in a very important historical location, Philadelphia, and we're really saddened by that."

 

[kage69]

I have two words for any Dems who plan to be in attendance: Liquid. Ass. :biggrin:

 

[chucky2]

Well, Billary is a shit candidate, so it does make some sense...

 

[SP33Demon]

I just sharted in honor of this.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

Should help cover the stench.

 

[FerrelGeek]

Well, much of the media will do their best to squelch anything negative that occurs.

But in the spirit of bipartisanship and wanting to help, here's a list of foods that the berniebots should eat.
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/a...1/24/which-foods-really-cause-flatulence.aspx

 

[Moonbeam]

Passive aggression for shit throwing apes. I read somewhere that shit throwing by apes is good for apes, so enjoy, I guess.

 

[TheGardener]

Recommended for attending the DNC. Warning: Eating these beans may unleash BDS in sociopathic and schizophrenic liberals and progressives, who are caught in the immediate vicinity of the resulting gaseous CO2 and methane exchange.

 

[hal2kilo]

I have two words for any Dems who plan to be in attendance: Liquid. Ass. :biggrin:

Fred Meyer Sante Fe Black Bean Salsa is what I'd use for prep.