Fart in class?

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Student, 15, Suspended For Passing Gas
Boy's Father Says Punishment Too Steep

POSTED: Thursday, March 19, 2009
LAKELAND, Fla. -- A Polk County teenage student has been suspended from school because he intentionally passed gas, according to school officials.

The Lakeland Ledger reported that 15-year-old Jonathon Locked Jr. was suspended from Bill Duncan Opportunity School under a school district rule against disruptive behavior.

School officials said the teen repeatedly passed gas to make other children laugh. They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe.

Locked's father said his son isn't perfect and they're appealing the suspension, saying the district went too far with its punishment.

The father's right, this decision really stinks.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

This story stinks of power abuse by the school...

 

[leftyman]

how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
This story stinks of power abuse by the school...

i smell a lawsuit...

 

[randay]

meg

 

[BoomerD]

What a shitty thing for the kid to do...he deserves to be dutch-ovened by the entire class...

I wonder if this was his first...offense...or if he was warned to stop before it got to the point of suspension.

I know for me, if I got suspended every time I floated an air-biscuit...I'd never graduate...

(I feel bad for the kid who sits behind me though...)

 

[Red Dawn]

15 years from now that kid will have his own late night TV show.

 

[So]

Considering the density or air, farting in class is literally a suspension

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

Yes, but it's always a gamble.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

Yes, but it's always a gamble.

one gamble you dont want to lose.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

You never raised a cheek before?

 

[Epic Fail]

Crap, suspension for farting? The school ripped one out on the student.

 

[hanoverphist]

if he made it into a regular thing and was truly disrupting the class, then sure... suspend his ass.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: GasX

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

You never raised a cheek before?

does that signal your intestines to produce and expel gas?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

I can't generate gas on demand, but I can choose when to release it.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

Yes, but it's always a gamble.

one gamble you dont want to lose.

omg this thread... I can't contain LOL's.

When I was high school, I fell asleep in class. I was dreaming that I was home doing homework. When you're at home, it's ok to rip a loud one. So as I was dreaming, I let one rip. I woke up to laughing and found out I was only dreaming, and still in class . Everyone thought it was another person, until someone said, "who was that!"

I raised my hand .

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
Everyone thought it was another person, until someone said, "who was that!"

I raised my hand .

should have pointed at the guy next to ya...

 

[dakels]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

Yes, but it's always a gamble.

one gamble you dont want to lose.

lmao

 

[sdifox]

People, maybe he was suspended because he violated green house gas emission standards?

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

I can't generate gas on demand, but I can choose when to release it.

you can chose when NOT to release it.

In other words you can "intentionally" withhold releasing gas.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

I can't generate gas on demand, but I can choose when to release it.

you can chose when NOT to release it.

In other words you can "intentionally" withhold releasing gas.

Unless you are an Olestra freak, you can do both. The anal sphincter is a marvelous muscle than can open and shut on demand.

 

[Aikouka]

I remember a kid that got detention for farting during class back when I was in school... he also did it intentionally. I doubt you'd get in trouble if it was on accident (you know you shouldn't have eaten those baked beans at lunch!), but the teacher might talk to you about visiting the bathroom before class .

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: GasX

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: leftyman
how do you "intentionally" pass gas?

can you fart on demand?

I can't generate gas on demand, but I can choose when to release it.

you can chose when NOT to release it.

In other words you can "intentionally" withhold releasing gas.

Unless you are an Olestra freak, you can do both. The anal sphincter is a marvelous muscle than can open and shut on demand.

ok, ok ...coming from GasX I will bow to your obviously superior knowledge