Famous Quotes
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What can a man do in New York if he's lonely and hasn't a dick?
-- Luigi Mackeroni, Killer Condom
Would spanking the monkey be considered animal cruelty?
The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you!
The art of NINJA sex: To fvck and cause orgasm without being noticed; As if that person were to cream themselves out of no where.
It's called a vagina. Men want to use it, but the women are in control of it. It's like the US treasury and money. They realease it as they see fit to maintain the value and desire to have more of it. Oh... and it's the root of all evil.
-- Ness1469, ATOT
Girls look best with their clothes on. After you see them naked, they lose their novelty.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Look at him! Just BEGGING to be debauched!!
Double chromosomes are evil. You get all sorts of things like two-headed calves, downs syndrome, women.
-- 2 Sense
What am I supposed to do at home with an erection at 3 in the morning?
-- 2, the Ranting Gryphon
You can't accidently get fvcked! And judging from the looks of some of these women, they had to pay to be fvcked in the first place!
-- 2, the Ranting Gryphon, on abortion
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomlin
These are the woman who've had so much sugury they're going "Doctor, What are these lumps under my eyes?" "Those are your tits, madam."
-- Robin Williams
Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken
-- unknown, presumed dead
Why do brides wear white? Because it's a good idea for the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
-- unknown, presumed dead
In Cyberspace no one can hear you scream... All the more reason why cybersex is DUMB.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
-- Swami X
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx
Trying to have sex at my age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
-- George Burns
-- Luigi Mackeroni, Killer Condom
Would spanking the monkey be considered animal cruelty?
The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you!
The art of NINJA sex: To fvck and cause orgasm without being noticed; As if that person were to cream themselves out of no where.
It's called a vagina. Men want to use it, but the women are in control of it. It's like the US treasury and money. They realease it as they see fit to maintain the value and desire to have more of it. Oh... and it's the root of all evil.
-- Ness1469, ATOT
Girls look best with their clothes on. After you see them naked, they lose their novelty.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Look at him! Just BEGGING to be debauched!!
Double chromosomes are evil. You get all sorts of things like two-headed calves, downs syndrome, women.
-- 2 Sense
What am I supposed to do at home with an erection at 3 in the morning?
-- 2, the Ranting Gryphon
You can't accidently get fvcked! And judging from the looks of some of these women, they had to pay to be fvcked in the first place!
-- 2, the Ranting Gryphon, on abortion
Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomlin
These are the woman who've had so much sugury they're going "Doctor, What are these lumps under my eyes?" "Those are your tits, madam."
-- Robin Williams
Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken
-- unknown, presumed dead
Why do brides wear white? Because it's a good idea for the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
-- unknown, presumed dead
In Cyberspace no one can hear you scream... All the more reason why cybersex is DUMB.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
-- Swami X
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
A man is as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx
Trying to have sex at my age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
-- George Burns
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