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Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: randay
poor guy. hope they let his mom be by his side at least.
:roll:
im sorry, i missed the memo about pirates not having rights or being human beings.

i would like to change my comment to "BURN THE WITCH!"
Do you know what a pirate is? He wasn't taken off the set of Johnny Depp's latest movie either.
 

Fayd

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Jun 28, 2001
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www.manwhoring.com
Originally posted by: boomerang
Originally posted by: tboo
Why would he want to go back? He'll be getting 3 square meals a day for the rest of his life. Maybe a little "salad" on the side as well.
He could fare far better than that. He'll be touted by the media as a poor child from an impoverished part of the world. He'll be defended by a lawyer paid for by the taxpayers of the U.S. 3 years from now, after the lawyers have sucked every nickel from the coffers, he'll come to trial and after the spin put on by the media, he'll be found not guilty. The spin put on the situation will make it appear that it's all our fault anyway.

He'll be given a home, benefits and a college education courtesy of the taxpayers. Probably a lump some cash settlement too because after all it's our fault. He'll be found dead of an overdose 6 months later and once again, we'll be to blame for that and will pay his relatives to assuage our guilt. Total cost - 18.5 million.
sniper reload and fire again.

total cost: $.87
 

Linflas

Lifer
Jan 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: boomerang
Originally posted by: tboo
Why would he want to go back? He'll be getting 3 square meals a day for the rest of his life. Maybe a little "salad" on the side as well.
He could fare far better than that. He'll be touted by the media as a poor child from an impoverished part of the world. He'll be defended by a lawyer paid for by the taxpayers of the U.S. 3 years from now, after the lawyers have sucked every nickel from the coffers, he'll come to trial and after the spin put on by the media, he'll be found not guilty. The spin put on the situation will make it appear that it's all our fault anyway.

He'll be given a home, benefits and a college education courtesy of the taxpayers. Probably a lump some cash settlement too because after all it's our fault. He'll be found dead of an overdose 6 months later and once again, we'll be to blame for that and will pay his relatives to assuage our guilt. Total cost - 18.5 million.
sniper reload and fire again.

total cost: $.87
Too late. It was a huge mistake to bring him back here, they should have just tossed him in a dinghy about a half mile offshore and been done with him since he survived the rescue. Already the mother is demanding that we pay for her to come here for the trial. By the time this circus is over he will be a celebrity and we will be paying for him and his family.
 

Bacstar

Golden Member
Nov 2, 2006
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Originally posted by: Linflas

Too late. It was a huge mistake to bring him back here, they should have just tossed him in a dinghy about a half mile offshore and been done with him since he survived the rescue. Already the mother is demanding that we pay for her to come here for the trial. By the time this circus is over he will be a celebrity and we will be paying for him and his family.
It'll be interesting to see how this turns out. If like you say this happens, pirates will probably be turning themselves in just for this outcome...
 

magreen

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Dec 27, 2006
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Originally posted by: Bacstar
Originally posted by: Linflas

Too late. It was a huge mistake to bring him back here, they should have just tossed him in a dinghy about a half mile offshore and been done with him since he survived the rescue. Already the mother is demanding that we pay for her to come here for the trial. By the time this circus is over he will be a celebrity and we will be paying for him and his family.
It'll be interesting to see how this turns out. If like you say this happens, pirates will probably be turning themselves in just for this outcome...
They'll be coming to try our McGangBang sandwiches if nothing else.
 

TwiceOver

Lifer
Dec 20, 2002
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Should have released him off the deck of the boat. Saw the news footage of him with all smiles. Asshole.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Feb 22, 2006
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They should just find the pirate mothership and send a tomahawk up its ass. Navies were created in the first place to defend against and destroy pirates. But now "they're human beings too," so of course we can't punish them.
 

CKent

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Aug 17, 2005
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The world already has way too many people. Those who prey on others are subhuman. He should have "accidentally" received a bleeding, shark-attracting wound and then "accidentally" fallen overboard. Oops.
 

datalink7

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: randay
poor guy. hope they let his mom be by his side at least.
:roll:
im sorry, i missed the memo about pirates not having rights or being human beings.

i would like to change my comment to "BURN THE WITCH!"
He gave up a considerable amount of rights when he tried to forcefully take away others rights through piracy.

He isn't getting sympathy from me.
 

Ruptga

Lifer
Aug 3, 2006
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Originally posted by: datalink7

He gave up a considerable amount of rights when he tried to forcefully take away others rights through piracy.

He isn't getting sympathy from me.
I agree, you have the right to live a decent life and do whatever the heck you want, right up the point where you start infringing upon others' rights. We really need to stop coddling criminals.
 

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2006
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Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Originally posted by: isekii
they should've just executed him on the spot.
why waste the resources to bring back a pirate.
He was turning his life around. His boss said he'd be promoted to the Caribbean on his next review.
Pirates of the Caribbean?
Been to DisneyWorld one too many times have we, Captain Ron?
 

spacejamz

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: boomerang
Originally posted by: tboo
Why would he want to go back? He'll be getting 3 square meals a day for the rest of his life. Maybe a little "salad" on the side as well.
He could fare far better than that. He'll be touted by the media as a poor child from an impoverished part of the world. He'll be defended by a lawyer paid for by the taxpayers of the U.S. 3 years from now, after the lawyers have sucked every nickel from the coffers, he'll come to trial and after the spin put on by the media, he'll be found not guilty. The spin put on the situation will make it appear that it's all our fault anyway.

He'll be given a home, benefits and a college education courtesy of the taxpayers. Probably a lump some cash settlement too because after all it's our fault. He'll be found dead of an overdose 6 months later and once again, we'll be to blame for that and will pay his relatives to assuage our guilt. Total cost - 18.5 million.
after getting paid $1M a pop to appear on Oprah, Letterman, Leno, etc...don't forget the book deals, movie deals, lunch boxes, and McDonald's toys deals either...
 

spacejamz

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: randay
poor guy. hope they let his mom be by his side at least.
WTF? this 'poor guy' and his buddies had AK47's pointed at a crew of 20 American sailors trying to extort 6 Milliion dollars as ransom...

some people are just fvckin completely clueless...


 

DaWhim

Lifer
Feb 3, 2003
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just kill all the pirates, a lot less problems to deal with.

even better, make a law to put privacy the same as terrorism. shipping insurance won't be paying.
 

zCypher

Diamond Member
Aug 18, 2002
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Originally posted by: DaWhim
just kill all the pirates, a lot less problems to deal with.

even better, make a law to put privacy the same as terrorism. shipping insurance won't be paying.
Privacy the same as terrorism huh? :p
 

DaWhim

Lifer
Feb 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: zCypher
Originally posted by: DaWhim
just kill all the pirates, a lot less problems to deal with.

even better, make a law to put privacy the same as terrorism. shipping insurance won't be paying.
Privacy the same as terrorism huh? :p
oops.....:eek:
 

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