Family Guy RULES!

[Broohaha]

Lois: They're EATING Asian Reporter Trisha Takinawa!
Peter: Don't they know they'll just be hungry again in half an hour?

 

[Peter D]

Meg: I cant believe my stupid parents are going to follow around stupid KISS for 5 days, its PAINFUL
Peter: Not half as painful as a tire iron upside your head...!
Meg: What...???!
Peter: Ill miss you! *Drives away*

 

[hjo3]

Welcome to two (three?) years ago.

 

[Legendary]

Welcome to it's still fscking hilarious.

 

[DaveSimmons]

I just finished watching disc 2 of the season 3 DVDs, so many great episodes, including the Very Special Christmas where Lois finally snaps

 

[Iron Woode]

that show is just wack!!!!!!!!!

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Welcome to it's still fscking hilarious.

giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!

 

[Glitchny]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: Legendary
Welcome to it's still fscking hilarious.

giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!

ohhhhh riiight

 

[AkumaX]

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! OH YEEAAAHHHH

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! OH YEEAAAHHHH

LMAO!

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Is the religion one "When you wish upon a weinstein?" I keep seeing promotions for something by that title on Cartoon network and I just want to make sure.

btw - "Look Lois, it's the symbol of the Republican Party! An elephant and a fat white guy who is threatened by change!"

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Is the religion one "When you wish upon a weinstein?" I keep seeing promotions for something by that title on Cartoon network and I just want to make sure.

btw - "Look Lois, it's the symbol of the Republican Party! An elephant and a fat white guy who is threatened by change!"

Yep, "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein", the episode Fox deemed too controversial to air is finally going to be broadcast in November. It hit usenet ages ago, honestly not all bad, certainly no more tasteless than most of their other episodes. It's just the knee-jerk society we live in, you can make fun of white but not blacks, men but not women, Catholics but not Jews, etc etc. Damn, tonight's episode had a clear bit of necrophilia with Death parked by the lake and that's okay, but let Peter sing "I need a Jew..." and it's taboo.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
Is the religion one "When you wish upon a weinstein?" I keep seeing promotions for something by that title on Cartoon network and I just want to make sure.

btw - "Look Lois, it's the symbol of the Republican Party! An elephant and a fat white guy who is threatened by change!"

Yep, "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein", the episode Fox deemed too controversial to air is finally going to be broadcast in November. It hit usenet ages ago, honestly not all bad, certainly no more tasteless than most of their other episodes. It's just the knee-jerk society we live in, you can make fun of white but not blacks, men but not women, Catholics but not Jews, etc etc. Damn, tonight's episode had a clear bit of necrophilia with Death parked by the lake and that's okay, but let Peter sing "I need a Jew..." and it's taboo.

Being usenet inept (and broke, AND on comcast), I haven't seen it yet.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Stupid internet exploder...

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Didn't refresh the page each time I clicked reply...

Sorry for the triple post.

 

[DaveSimmons]

"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms" -- Death's new girlfriend



(right before he gets fed up and kills her )

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
Lois: They're EATING Asian Reporter Trisha Takinawa!
Peter: Don't they know they'll just be hungry again in half an hour?

It was Brian not Lois. I've watched my dvd's way too many times.

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: Kaervak

Originally posted by: Broohaha Lois: They're EATING Asian Reporter Trisha Takinawa! Peter: Don't they know they'll just be hungry again in half an hour?

It was Brian not Lois. I've watched my dvd's way too many times.

 

[Maetryx]

You think *that's* awkward? During sex I called Lois, "Frank!".

or something like that.

 

[puffpio]

Peter sleeping: Jenny. Jenny oh Jenny don't stop. Richard Jenny your HBO comedy special has brought laughter to millions...........and what a sweet ass.

or something like that

 

[Maetryx]

Peter: Lois you'r acting like it's the first time I did somethin stupid. Hey remember when we were about to get that boat?
(flashback to 10 minutes ago)
Peter: Lois, lets go with the mystery box. The boat is a a boat but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat, you know how much we've wanted one of those.
Lois: We'll go with the boat.
Peter: We'll take the box!
Salesman: The box is your's.
(return to the present)
Lois: Peter that was ten minutes ago.
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I couldn't believe they actually showed the scene twice. I was rolling.

 

[AkumaX]

Peter: Just don't forget our deal Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.





You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
Peter: Just don't forget our deal Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal.





You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it

Oh god, that one was great!

 

[Ladies Man]

Quagmire - In the 80's i was always in bed by 8......... and home by 11! Oh!

Quagmire - Hey how old are you?
Girl - 16
Quagmire - 18? You first.
Girl - MOM!
Quagmire - Hey I like where this is going.

Lady - So i got a question for you,what do you do for a living?
Quagmire - Well I got a question for you...what are you still doing here?

Brian:"Where are the bags?"
Stewie: "What the duece do you mean where are the bags, they're righ...RUPERT! I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE BAGS! You were looking at the boys again, WEREN'T YOU. It's the that stewart isn't it! The one that looks like Tab Hunter!

Stewie - It's not that i want to kill her, I just dont want her alive anymore.

 

[AkumaX]

Interviewer: "So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Peter: "(don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife) "Doing your.....son?"


Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire... oh YEEAH.


Stewie Dance