Family counterfeiting ring rips off 5-hour energy drinks; trump presidential pardon, crazy story

[VirtualLarry]

How a Family of Scammers Made Millions Off Fake 5-Hour Energy

Counterfeit energy drinks were lightning in a bottle for Adriana and Joseph Shayota, netting them a million dollars a month until the feds closed in. But they had one chance to clear their name: President Donald Trump.

getpocket.com

I guess it proves to know someone high-up, if your going to do some criming. Though, this thread is about the criming, not the pardon.

 

[KMFJD]

Dark Brandon should pardon Hunter, just to see the shit storm

 

[lxskllr]

WTF is a "Chaldean immigrant"?! Wikipedia gives me this...

Chaldea - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Dude's literally older than dirt.

 

[KMFJD]

there's still an Assyrian community as well