(couldn't remember anythin' 'cept the chorus (which is not suprising considering my level of inebriation at the time) so I looked it up

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Goin' home, late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah! I looked throught the window and surprised what I saw
Fairy boots were dancin' with a dwarf, all right now!
Yeah! Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah! I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah! Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, well all right now!.......