failscout: young boy wishes to join girl scouts

[sactoking]

I think it's bullshit I'm not allowed to use the women's bathroom when the men's one is already taken and not a single woman works on the entire god damn floor. I should sue.

(Do people forcibly kick you out of the bathroom or is it just taboo?)

Whoa, whoa, there buddy. You start thinking like that and eventually the womens will be wanting to use the men's room at sporting events and then we'll be the ones with the half-hour lines!

The cool thing is that people can call me on my bullshit but I can show them I'm a woman by pulling my dong back and putting my legs together.

Don't BS. Every single one of you has done this joke at least once.

Turn around and give them the goat. Or stretch the skin for the batwing. Or shave it for the Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Newbian]

You sure?

Maybe he's going for the cookies.

This and a bit later because of the skirts they wear.

 

[skyking]

"My name is Bobby Montoya. You did not let me join the girls scouts. Prepare to die."

 

[AMDZen]

Thread full of fucking bigots.

I see you were raised with the same quality parenting as Bobby

 

[zinfamous]

Thread full of fucking bigots.

eh? You mean this thread didn't remain a thread about a boy wanting unlimited access to cookies, and early access to beaver?

I've ignored it for about an hour.

:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

"My name is Bobby Montoya. You did not let me join the girls scouts. Prepare to die."

 

[ShawnD1]

Whoa, whoa, there buddy. You start thinking like that and eventually the womens will be wanting to use the men's room at sporting events and then we'll be the ones with the half-hour lines!

1. women don't use urinals
2. if they do, I'm going to piss on the floor

 

[skyking]

eh? You mean this thread didn't remain a thread about a boy wanting unlimited access to cookies, and early access to beaver?

I've ignored it for about an hour.

:hmm:

and like an unwatched pot on a high burner, you let it boil over. The fail is on you!

 

[BurnItDwn]

this happened on Parks and Recreation

Hahaha .... Yes ...
That episode was pretty damn funny too..

 

[Theb]

Girl Scouts have cookies.

Boy Scouts don't.

I don't blame him.

Boy Scouts have candy bars and fire and knives. You know the more I think about it that kid probably is transgendered.

 

[BladeVenom]

he can't use the ladies' room or give birth, either. get fucking used to it.

Don't be oppressive. Men should have the right to have babies.

 

[Kadarin]

That parent needs to be a fucking parent and tell the boy exactly why he can't join the girl scouts.

 

[classy]

He is 7 years old. This is a bleeping disgrace. The courts took the kids from the parents because they gave their kids bad names. But yet we coddle these a-hole parents for raising this kid like this.

 

[guyver01]

how about posting the rest of the article..

We placed a call to Rachelle Trujillo, vice president of communications at Girl Scouts of Colorado, for further clarification. She replied with this statement: "Girl Scouts is an inclusive organization, and we accept all girls in kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child lives life as a girl and the family brings the child to us to participate in Girl Scouts, Girl Scouts of Colorado welcomes her. Girl Scouts of Colorado respects the privacy of all girls and families we work with. When a family requests membership for their daughter, we do not require proof of gender, we respect the decisions of families."

So it would seem that Bobby will get his wish. Gender-identity issues are becoming more common, especially among young children--which makes it more likely that the policy of the Girl Scouts will face future tests in the months and years ahead.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Girl Scouts have cookies.

Boy Scouts don't.

I don't blame him.

Boyscouts have that shitty popcorn...and child molester rapist scout leaders.

 

[DesiPower]

if he agrees to sit down and pee, I don't see the problem.

 

[Newbian]

He is 7 years old. This is a bleeping disgrace. The courts took the kids from the parents because they gave their kids bad names. But yet we coddle these a-hole parents for raising this kid like this.

They took away said kids because of child abuse last I checked.

 

[wischeez]

Join the Brownies?

 

[sactoking]

1. women don't use urinals
2. if they do, I'm going to piss on the floor

Part of the efficiency of the men's room is that you can use both a stall or a wall pisser. Let the womens in and the stall option goes away.

 

[Zedtom]

On a hot summer night at camp who would you rather be bunking with? Scout Leader Mrs. Doeskin, the 32 year old milf, or Arnold Ratsnapper, the squirrelly looking Scout Master who never married.

 

[dud]

Most want someone to look down on because it makes them feel better about their own crap.

We have a winner! This forum is so full of hate that you would think you were at a National Socialist Party meeting in Bavaria ... in 1937! Members of this thread spew their hatred because they are anonymous and because they are cowards.

They would never spew these "feelings" in public for fear of being found out.

I find myself especially disgusted with those who trash talk people of faith ... especially Christians. If you don't believe in God, Jesus or whatever ... keep it to yourself. No one cares how much you hate or feel about it!


I hope this little boy gets into the Girl Scouts. A buddy of mine (who is REALLY into scouts) is involved in both Girl and Boy Scouts. Girls are more-and-more participating in activities once considered "male" ... you have to expect it to work both ways.

 

[Sonikku]

Give the kid a camel toe and everyone is happy!

 

[destrekor]

On a more serious note, why separate boy and girl scouts anyway?

That's the way the program is designed, and I have no doubt they would scream blasphemy at such a concept.

They are essentially trying to encourage gender-specific behaviors to groom them into male-specific and female-specific roles in life, and it's easier to do that when the only things you are seeing around you is all the same gender as you.

Of course, such behavior grooming is not without flaws, and some easily shed what they are taught at will.

 

[OutHouse]

We have a winner! This forum is so full of hate that you would think you were at a National Socialist Party meeting in Bavaria ... in 1937! Members of this thread spew their hatred because they are anonymous and because they are cowards.

They would never spew these "feelings" in public for fear of being found out.

I find myself especially disgusted with those who trash talk people of faith ... especially Christians. If you don't believe in God, Jesus or whatever ... keep it to yourself. No one cares how much you hate or feel about it!


I hope this little boy gets into the Girl Scouts. A buddy of mine (who is REALLY into scouts) is involved in both Girl and Boy Scouts. Girls are more-and-more participating in activities once considered "male" ... you have to expect it to work both ways.

no i dont. when i was in the boy scouts i viewed it as a boys only club. In fact i still view boy scouts as a boys only club along with girl scouts being a girls only club. Sorry but that little boy is not a girl period.

 

[CrackRabbit]

[Hank Hill]
Damnit Bobby...
[/Hank Hill]