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Failed pizza place robbery

Caught this story in the local paper and found it amusing. What really got me laughing was what happened to the get-away car driver.



BRIDGEPORT ? A pair of would-be pizzeria robbers reportedly had the tables turned on them ? with a vengeance ? when the restaurant's staff started pummeling them and they had to be rescued by police Monday night.

When officers arrived at Grand Pizza on Main Street, police said they found the alleged robbers ? Valentine Rodriguez, 22, and Raymond Cardona, 23 ? being beaten by several restaurant employees.

After being arrested, the two men were taken to St. Vincent's Medical Center where they received treatment for numerous bruises.

The battered duo were arraigned Tuesday before Superior Court Judge Burton Kaplan on charges of first-degree robbery and first-degree reckless endangerment.

Kaplan ordered Rodriguez, of uncertain address, held in lieu of $200,000 bond, and Cardona, of Linen Avenue, held in lieu of $100,000 bond. The judge continued the case to July 27.

The pizzeria employees were closing up for the night shortly before 10:30 p.m. when the two defendants, one armed with a handgun, rushed in the back door and demanded money, according to police.

As Rodriguez was emptying the cash register, the restaurant owner struck him on the head with a bottle and three employees subdued Cardona, police said.

Rodriguez tossed the handgun into a sink and fled from the restaurant, but was tackled by an employee in the parking lot. The money he took scattered everywhere, police said.

While police were investigating, they were approached by Nicole Woehrle, 24, of Stratford Road in Stratford.

Police said Woehrle told them she had driven Rodriguez and Cardona to the restaurant and was waiting around the corner for them with the car running.

She was promptly arrested for conspiracy to commit first-degree robbery and later ordered held in lieu of $25,000 bond.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: GideonX
Originally posted by: SampSon
Why not first degree terrorism!

😕

SampSon thinks that the decades old law citing "terroristic threats" is somehow tied to the war on terror.

Reference this thread for more info on his knee-jerkedness:

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1348392&
It's a joke you weenies.

I'm surprised you people can take sh!ts with buttholes so tight.
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: GideonX
Originally posted by: SampSon
Why not first degree terrorism!

😕

SampSon thinks that the decades old law citing "terroristic threats" is somehow tied to the war on terror.

Reference this thread for more info on his knee-jerkedness:

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1348392&
It's a joke you weenies.

I'm surprised you people can take sh!ts with buttholes so tight.

😛
 
Heh, the story is funny, SampSon's comment was funny, the overreaction was funny, and SampSon's retort was funny.

This thread gets a :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
When officers arrived at Grand Pizza on Main Street, police said they found the alleged robbers ? Valentine Rodriguez, 22, and Raymond Cardona, 23 ? being beaten by several restaurant employees.
LMAO.. hahaha.. that's golden.
 
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Originally posted by: Zebo
In France they would have arrested the employees.

But in France the employees never would have fought back in the first place 😉


Nope, in France the employees would have surrendered and then helped the robbers carry out the money.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
:laugh:

wow.... I can't believe I missed this when it happened.... lol, great story :beer:

I'm gunna order a pizza the second dominoes opens....

<<<<<< so hungry for pizza 🙂
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Amused
:laugh:

wow.... I can't believe I missed this when it happened.... lol, great story :beer:

I'm gunna order a pizza the second dominoes opens....

<<<<<< so hungry for pizza 🙂

apparently so! you've bumped like 5 pizza threads!

someone's got the munchies.....😀
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Amused
:laugh:

wow.... I can't believe I missed this when it happened.... lol, great story :beer:

I'm gunna order a pizza the second dominoes opens....

<<<<<< so hungry for pizza 🙂

apparently so! you've bumped like 5 pizza threads!

someone's got the munchies.....😀

hehe... sorry if it pissed anyone off.. its saturday morning and I'm pretty sure that the angry OT trolls are asleep 🙂

:beer: 😀 :beer:
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Amused
:laugh:

wow.... I can't believe I missed this when it happened.... lol, great story :beer:

I'm gunna order a pizza the second dominoes opens....

<<<<<< so hungry for pizza 🙂

apparently so! you've bumped like 5 pizza threads!

someone's got the munchies.....😀

hehe... sorry if it pissed anyone off.. its saturday morning and I'm pretty sure that the angry OT trolls are asleep 🙂

:beer: 😀 :beer:

i just thought it was funny....i was browsing and was like, "why are there so many pizza threads?" 😛

hope your pizza is good! :beer:
 
"Excuse me officer, I'd like to report a pair of missing people. I was supposed to be their getaway driver after they robbed the pizza place, but I don't know what happened to them."
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl<BR>
Originally posted by: Zebo<BR>In France they would have arrested the employees.
<BR><BR>But in France the employees never would have fought back in the first place 😉
<BR><BR><BR>Nope, in France the employees would have surrendered and then helped the robbers carry out the money.

In france they would had scared the robbers off with the smell of cooked frog legs that they use on top of the pizzas 😛
 
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