Failed (i.e., humorous and invented) political campaign slogans

[AndrewR]

Let's keep this light hearted for a change of pace in this forum.

Post a campaign slogan, either for or against a candidate or party. Here's mine:

"I'd rather vote for RuPaul than Ron Paul!"

 

[ScottMac]

"Re-Elect Nixon in '72:
Why change Dicks in the middle of a screw!? "

I think I still have my button ...

 

[Braznor]

George W Bush for world peace!

 

[AndrewR]

Originally posted by: ScottMac
"Re-Elect Nixon in '72:
Why change Dicks in the middle of a screw!"

I think I still have my button ...

That's awesome!

 

[Bitek]

Originally posted by: ScottMac
"Re-Elect Nixon in '72:
Why change Dicks in the middle of a screw!? "

I think I still have my button ...

lol



Hillary '08 :"All shall love me and despair"

 

[jonks]

Obama: The Other Hussein



Hillary: Who does Bill have to screw around here to get me elected?

McCain: He survived the dinosaurs, the ice age, the magnetic reversal of the poles...terrorism is a walk in the park!

Romney: Exactly how much do I have to pay to get elected? Hehehe. No, really, how much. You know I'm rich.

 

[RightIsWrong]

Obama: Don't let the fact that Barack rhymes with Iraq and Obama rhymes with Osama scare you off

Hillary: Tears aren't just for the citizenry anymore

McCain: I've got a lump on my cheek just thinking about being nominated

 

[marincounty]

Don't be homo, vote for Cuomo.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Obama, because pretty words mean more than substance.

Hillary, because she's even bitchier than GW.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Ron Paul, because... wait, Ron WHO?

 

[UberNeuman]

Vote for McCain. Or he'll break down your door and fuckin' kill you!

Hillary: Tears for Fears for Four Years!

Mitt Romney - Almost lifelike!

Fred Thompson for President, once he wakes up from his nap....

 

[Kadarin]

"Lick Bush in '04!"

 

[RichardE]

Hilary: See, even cold power hungry bitches can cry

 

[1EZduzit]

Be proud, be vain.... vote McCain

 

[yowolabi]

Just vote McCain, it's not like it's torture.

Vote Obama, what you don't know can't hurt you.

Clinton in 08, whichever one you think you're voting for, trust us you'll get him/her

 

[heyheybooboo]

Man, I'm old ... I actually remember ""Why Change Dicks""

Cheney For President in 20O8.
Why Change Dicks When The Screwing's Great.

See What You Get When You Think With Your Dick ?

 

[kranky]

Vote O'Rock Bahama... oh, you know who I mean.

 

[UberNeuman]

McCain's attempt to court "Urban" youth hasn't been working very well.....

 

[Moonbeam]

ObamaNation, not Abomination.