F^%&( THAT MOTHER%(*)_+** PUEBLO COMMERCIAL!!!!

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DesignDawg

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! That commercial PISSES ME OFF! First, that music. That STUPID STUPID MUSIC. --And then the premise: They're asking people, "Don't you know the blah blah blah....where you can get info on blah blah..." and NOONE knows. And then, when they say "Pueblo," everyone is suddenly all about "OHHHHH! PUEBLOOOOOO!!! YEAAAHHH!!! I LOVE PUEBLO!!!!" DAMMIT! HOW STUPID would those fools have to be to not know in the first place if they're all about Pueblo? And then, at the end, that girl who has seemed to be the most confused and clueless of all, comes out and says the most awkward and fake STUPID line I have ever heard on TV....

"OOHHHHH, PUEBLO! As in www.pueblo.gsa.government.institutions.info/reform/programs: Port 129 - form.23/family.education.gov. THAT'S MY FAVORITE WEBSITE!!!"

WTF???? YEAH. That's her favorite website. Anandtech is my favorite website, and if someone asks me, "Do you know the website where you can get product reviews on the latest computer hardware, join and participate in forums on a wide range of topics, and get news on the computer industry?" You better BELIEVE I would instantly say "Anandtech." (or any other number of similar sites). I wouldn't just stand there looking all puzzled and be like...hmmm....no.....never heard of such a place..... --And then, magically, when someone says "Anandtech," I'm gonna be like "OOOOHHHHHH!!!! ANANDTECH!!! AS IN www.anandtech.com, that's my favorite website!!"

DAMMIT, I hate that commercial!!! :disgust::|

Ricky
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Windogg

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Hey you get all sorts of useful junk. I mean where else can a inner-city goverment subsidized poultry farmer find info on e.Coli? :)

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hahaha....lol.






no i'm not neffing. this really made me laugh. i had to include my laughter.
 
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DesignDawg

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Now don't get me wrong....I'm not dissin' pueblo. --But riddle me this: Do you know that auction website where you can bid on items for sale by people, put items up for auction yourself, and find hard-to-find collectibles?

Now....

If you were to have to answer me now, do you HAVE a site in mind? Or are you thinking, "Huh? Drrrrr.... Mmmmm..... Duhhhhh.... Blllllll.... Well, GEE... Never knew such a thing existed." ???

Now....

If you ARE struggling with knowing such a place, is my saying the name "E-bay" going to make it ALL SO CLEAR? Like, now, you just suddenly realize that there IS such a place, and you never would have thought about what the site has to offer unless it was connected with the name? RIDICULOUS!! Stupid premise for a commercial. I'm insulted by it. Just like when a couple is out camping (another commercial I hate) and there is a bear outside their tent.... What's more likely to be said:

"Where's the phone?" or "Honey, where's the ericsson rt20 pcs digital cellular mobile phone portable communication device?"

I mean DAMN!!! Just LET the commercials be like REAL LIFE! How HARD could it be???

Ricky
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DesignDawg

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Coffee pot? Do you mean delicous fresh-ground mountain-grown 100% pure colombian coffee? The kind that starts your day off right? Like a refreshing shower on a beautiful spring morning?

Ricky
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DesignDawg

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Actually....what am I saying? Coffee? What is coffee? I've never heard of that. I don't drink any fluids.

--OOHHH!!!! FOLGERS!!!!!! THAT'S MY FAVORITE BRAND!!!! BUENOS DIAS, JUAN VALDEZ!! I HAVE A POT BREWING RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME!!!!

Ricky
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Farbio

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i think dawg has been around a different kinda pot tonite bober


one where it isn't beans being brewed, but some of that white powdery stuff....

either that or he's been eating the coffee beans and taking vivarin
 
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farbio,

Pot isn't white, nor is it powdery. And it smells like morning flowers just bursting with honeydew from the fresh mountain air and the warmth of the morning sun rising over the north of the industrial park to the east from yonder.
 
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Farbio

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i was meaning that he was roasting the crack rock dude:) sorry my post is a lil muddled...its late, i just split 3 pitchers at the pool hall, forgive me:)
 
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DesignDawg

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And don't even get me started on why F^*&(ING TALKSHOW HOSTS ALWAYS have F*&(ING ADOLESCENT US CHAMPION BIRD-CALLERS ON AT THANKSGIVING to do their calls to a cage of turkeys sitting on the stage. AS IF THOSE F^*&(*)&^(*&ING TURKEYS GIVE A RAT'S ASS about hearing a damn turkey call right now! JESUS H. CHRIST. --And WHY do they think we care that these ACCOMPLISHED AMAZING bird callers are children? I bet those kids' asses have been TORN UP by their parents for making that annoying-ass useless noise at the house! :|

Ricky
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Know what else? On food commercials, almost EVERY TIME, you will have AT LEAST ONE pile of food SUCKING STEAM INTO ITSELF. WHY do they think we will not notice? ANd WHY do they not spend a little MORE TIME shooting their damn footage before they edit? SH^T!!! I mean, come on.... I'm gonna do a commercial for food, and I'm only going to take ONE SHOT of each dish, with the camera moving one direction or the other? WHY NOT TAKE THE DAMN 5 EXTRA SECONDS TO GET A SHOT OF THE CAMERA GOING THE OTHER WAY?!?! 5 SECONDS!!! And DAMN! So, the camera is zooming OUT from the pile of fresh steamed asparagus. BIG F&_ING DEAL!!!! You HAVE to have it zooming in?? It's THAT important to you? It's so important to you that the camera moves IN that you would be willing to let the steam go FROM the air INTO the vegetables? THAT MAKES SENSE.

Ricky
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Hee hee . . . DesignDawg, can I hire you on as my all-pupose ranter, for those not-so-rare occasions when I just need to vent? You seem to have it down to a science.
 
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Farbio

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lol, yea, DD, you have ranting down to a science here! you're putting us average ranters to shame!
 
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DesignDawg

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-Ahhhhh.... That was a much-needed and very effective night of sleep.... :)

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