F!@$ING Jehovah's Witnesses

[Jmmsbnd007]

They just came here... 10 AM ON A SATURDAY FRIGGIN MORNING!

 

[apoppin]

Post a (small) notice (by the doorbell) - NO JWs!

Then go back to sleep . . .

 

[Atlantean]

Yeah they used to do that to me then one day I yelled at them and told them that I was trying to sleep after having a late night at work (3:30 in the morning) and told them that if they ever came back I would track them down and come to their houses at 5 in the morning and wake them off. Then I slammed the door for effect.

 

[SirChadwick]

Tell them to come inside so you can fix them a cup of blood. Say, "Ahhh, just in time for the sacrifice... Have you met Satan?" It'll keep them away...

 

[amdskip]

My friend has a sign saying he doesn't support them, maybe he'll post a pic.

 

[SeaSerpent]

I dunno if its Jehovah's Witnesses people or Mormons but some guys in suits keep coming by asking if they can do work for me for free.
I think next time they come by I'll tell them they can wash my truck and clean up the dog sh!t in the back yard.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: love1u0
I dunno if its Jehovah's Witnesses people or Mormons but some guys in suits keep coming by asking if they can do work for me for free.
I think next time they come by I'll tell them they can wash my truck and clean up the dog sh!t in the back yard.

Doesn't sound like Mormons. We go away when told . Anyways, I've found the very best way to get rid of JWs is to be very nice to them but say that you're Mormon. For some reason they just leave, no questions asked. They've never been back.

 

[JShaker]

Does anybody know the official number, from the JW bible, of people allowed into Heaven? Apparently there are only a certain amount of people allowed into Heaven, and the rest are out of luck.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: JShaker
Does anybody know the official number, from the JW bible, of people allowed into Heaven? Apparently there are only a certain amount of people allowed into Heaven, and the rest are out of luck.

144,000
(it's from Revelation and the number is in your Bible too - it's how they "intrepret" the number that differs from other churches)

And the "rest" are not out of "luck" as they get to "live forever in an earthly paradise."

 

[Amused]

Fisting Jehovah's Witnesses?

Kinky.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Fishing?

 

[0roo0roo]

its fun asking em about blood transfusions. they wouldn't take one even if it would save their kids lives. they are a buncha tards.

 

[JShaker]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: JShaker Does anybody know the official number, from the JW bible, of people allowed into Heaven? Apparently there are only a certain amount of people allowed into Heaven, and the rest are out of luck.

144,000 (it's from Revelation and the number is in your Bible too - it's how they "intrepret" the number that differs from other churches) And the "rest" are not out of "luck" as they get to "live forever in an earthly paradise."

OK, thanks for clearing that up. I'm not religious, so I wouldn't have known about the number in my bible either. Meh.

 

[jteef]

Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: jteef
Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

Yes - But you can answer it in the Rude if you like.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: jteef
Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

no, as long as your door doesnt' expose your badness to children and stuff. basically if you have a door location that isn't in direct public view your fine.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: jteef
Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

no, as long as your door doesnt' expose your badness to children and stuff. basically if you have a door location that isn't in direct public view your fine.

Well, then you're not "answering the door in the nude" - you're hiding behind it.

 

[Muse]

Originally posted by: jteef
Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

You know, at first that's what I thought this thread was about ... FLASHING Jehovah's Witnesses!

"F!@$ING Jehovah's Witnesses" <----

This thread IS hilarious!

 

[CraigRT]

they suck... there is a guy at work that is one... i try to poke fun as much as possible. does he mind? i'm sure he does....

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: jteef
Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

no, as long as your door doesnt' expose your badness to children and stuff. basically if you have a door location that isn't in direct public view your fine.

Well, then you're not "answering the door in the nude" - you're hiding behind it.

no no!! i'm saying if your door is located in a secluded position like some are.. then you are fine. if your door is at the front of your house unshielded by either walls or hedges, you are in direct view. many houses have a porch area before you get to the door shielded by a turn and possibly garage..

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Originally posted by: Muse

Originally posted by: jteef
Is it against the law if you answer your door in the nude?

You know, at first that's what I thought this thread was about ... FLASHING Jehovah's Witnesses!

"F!@$ING Jehovah's Witnesses" <----

This thread IS hilarious!

Didn't even realize that

 

[jaydee]

Originally posted by: Atlantean
Yeah they used to do that to me then one day I yelled at them and told them that I was trying to sleep after having a late night at work (3:30 in the morning) and told them that if they ever came back I would track them down and come to their houses at 5 in the morning and wake them off. Then I slammed the door for effect.

Your compassion and tolerance touches us all.

Is it so hard for someone to say "no thank you"? If someone approached you on behalf of your company trying to intergrate a product they make with something you do, and you clearly see that it's not going to work, would you slam the door and threaten them anyone associated with their company if they ever bothered you again?

I don't understand how some people can be so idiotic.

 

[Siddhartha]

I did not know that the Witnesses were allow toF!@$...

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its fun asking em about blood transfusions. they wouldn't take one even if it would save their kids lives. they are a buncha tards.

Yea, they manage to somehow manage to come up with that nonsense by taking out of context and then misinterpreting again the verse in the Bible where it says that you "should eat no blood."

Since when has getting a transfusion been "eating blood"?

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: apoppin
Post a (small) notice (by the doorbell) - NO JWs!

Then go back to sleep . . .

It works. I put a 9x11 sheet of paper on my door telling them to keep away, they have not been back since