Every once in awhile, when I see a new movie (well, old movie, I never actually SEE movies until years after they come out and they come up as material for watching on a date). Since I always make it a point to discuss movies with whatever girl I'm watching it with, and since I'm a girly man myself, there is an additional girly stuff section to these reviews.
IMDB
Overall rating: 9.9/10
On the surface, it appears to be your average acid trip movie.
A little deeper, and it becomes your average time travel theory movie.
In the last minutes, it becomes your average time paradox movie
And then, in the last seconds of the movie it all comes together - I'm not sure how to describe it, but it transcends the paradox - explains how the paradox is resolved, and explains why there are unexplained tragedies in the world.
Asexual stuff:
Thinking man's rating: 10/10
It's the first movie in a very long time to leave me with questions in my own mind. It's a movie that makes you think - and it's pretty fscking unsettling in what it makes you think about.
Attention span rating: 8/10
It has a few spots where you get bored of it, but it quickly snaps you back into the action.
Overall humor rating: 5/10
Blatent humor rating: 0/10
There's nothing funny said or done
Underhanded humor rating: 10/10
Many, many things in this movie made me snicker.
Plot difficulty rating: 3/10
Not too bad. Pretty straightforward. I attempted to predict stuff several times and was wrong as all hell
Underlying meaning difficulty rating: 10/10
My mind is still reeling.
Manly stuff:
Mayhem rating: 2/10
There is significant lack of stuff that explodes - though there is significant mischief twice, some violence, and a particularly amusing "accident."
Blood and gore rating: 0/10
There isn't any. Period.
Intoxicant rating: 5/10
A little bit of drug use, a little bit of alcohol, but the rating is so high because the movie is like one big, bad trip.
Pervert rating: 5/10
Some kissing, some making out, implied sex, implied illegal pornography.
Girly stuff:
Heartbreak rating: 5/10
Wah. If I say anymore, it's too much of a spoiler.
Leading man hotness rating: 10/10 (17 year old girl's opinion)
"I love you donnie, have my babies"
I command thee, watch this movie.
If you have any additional category requests, let me know and I'll add them.
IMDB
Overall rating: 9.9/10
On the surface, it appears to be your average acid trip movie.
A little deeper, and it becomes your average time travel theory movie.
In the last minutes, it becomes your average time paradox movie
And then, in the last seconds of the movie it all comes together - I'm not sure how to describe it, but it transcends the paradox - explains how the paradox is resolved, and explains why there are unexplained tragedies in the world.
Asexual stuff:
Thinking man's rating: 10/10
It's the first movie in a very long time to leave me with questions in my own mind. It's a movie that makes you think - and it's pretty fscking unsettling in what it makes you think about.
Attention span rating: 8/10
It has a few spots where you get bored of it, but it quickly snaps you back into the action.
Overall humor rating: 5/10
Blatent humor rating: 0/10
There's nothing funny said or done
Underhanded humor rating: 10/10
Many, many things in this movie made me snicker.
Plot difficulty rating: 3/10
Not too bad. Pretty straightforward. I attempted to predict stuff several times and was wrong as all hell
Underlying meaning difficulty rating: 10/10
My mind is still reeling.
Manly stuff:
Mayhem rating: 2/10
There is significant lack of stuff that explodes - though there is significant mischief twice, some violence, and a particularly amusing "accident."
Blood and gore rating: 0/10
There isn't any. Period.
Intoxicant rating: 5/10
A little bit of drug use, a little bit of alcohol, but the rating is so high because the movie is like one big, bad trip.
Pervert rating: 5/10
Some kissing, some making out, implied sex, implied illegal pornography.
Girly stuff:
Heartbreak rating: 5/10
Wah. If I say anymore, it's too much of a spoiler.
Leading man hotness rating: 10/10 (17 year old girl's opinion)
"I love you donnie, have my babies"
I command thee, watch this movie.
If you have any additional category requests, let me know and I'll add them.
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