Exxon says Bush is to blame for there profits falling in half from 2000. Exxon CEO said "We got in bed with the oil man President so we could price fix and gouge the American public but Bush has failed us". Bush replied that "I was to busy chasing Osama bin Laden and choking on pretzels to price fix oil prices".
Al Gore jumped into the fray to say that "8 trillion spotted owls had died during Bush's first year as President and that the Earth had warmed 400 degrees". Gore says if he had been elected that the "healing would have begun and Osama would actually love America". Gore went on to claim that he invented Terrorism in the 70's during a pot party.
Jesse Jackson never to be silent said he was going to protest somebody unless 2 million dollars was transfered to his personal account by Sunday. Nobody knows exactly what Jackson is upset about but apparently it can be fixed with a "donation" to him personally.
Joe Lieberman said "praise the lord and kill the unborn".
Looks Like I am a garbage man today instead of a Moderator. Time to haul this one to the curb.
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