Extremely Random Hypothetical Question

[tuffgong]

If you owned a 0.5" tall midget, would you make him hand-clean the inside of your PC? He'd be good at cleaning those hard to reach places.

 

[FoBoT]

a human midget? you can't own humans, even if they are really really small

 

[BrokenVisage]

I wouldn't make him... I might ask politely though, don't want him getting mad at me and plotting an escape/homicide in the middle of the night!

 

[Lola]

no, that is cruel.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Slavery has been illegal for a while now.

 

[archiloco]

only if you pay him

 

[iamaelephant]

I'd find a little 0.5" female midget and make the procreate. I would create an army of 0.5" midgets.

1. Army of midgets
2. ????
3. Profit!

 

[Baked]

What if he slips and cuts himself in half with one of the many sharp edges inside a PC? Or maybe choke himself with all the cables? Get sucked into the 200CFM fan and chopped to bits and pieces? Grilled by the super hot HD? Electricute by the PSU?

 

[Canai]

I'd let him build a house in my spare HD cage, provided he could stand the fan noise.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Slavery has been illegal for a while now.

Yep. Would stlil be slavery

 

[BooGiMaN]

something of that size wouldnt be a midget i think he would be a gremlin, wood nymph or fairy or something

the least you can do if you are going to enslave a imaginary/fairytale creature to do you computer cleaning is get its name right you bastard!

 

[tuffgong]

i'll give him health benefits and plenty of food, and i'd only make him do it once in a whle.

 

[McGyver]

Originally posted by: tuffgong
If you owned a 0.5" tall midget, would you make him hand-clean the inside of your PC? He'd be good at cleaning those hard to reach places.

what next? he's gonna crawl up ur @rse and clean up the bugs infestation???

 

[ManyBeers]

Originally posted by: tuffgong
If you owned a 0.5" tall midget, would you make him hand-clean the inside of your PC? He'd be good at cleaning those hard to reach places.

No ,but i might make him have sex with me.....it's been awhile.

 

[Dobbs]

Looks like the real question here is if the little fella is going to live in the Millenium Falcon or a Lego castle.

 

[Semidevil]

imagine the midget getting pissed off at you and go up your butthole...or your, p3nis hole....ouch.

 

[moshquerade]

he's always after me lucky charms

 

[Cyco]

Although it would be morally wrong, the inside of my PC does need cleaning. Therein lies the conundrum.