- Apr 20, 2003
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First off Mods if this is inappropriate please lock, and I apologize.
I got this really strange IM a few minutes ago which I won't post because I don't wish to be banned. However I will try to give you all the PG-13 version if possible.
Some guy IMed me asking if I was any good at massages. I of course replied, "wtf who is this". He told me his name and that a friend of his referred him to me. He then repeated his question and I told him "uhh maybe, I don't know??". He then asked me if I could pretend. Getting kinda freaked out I asked him why and he told me he would like me to massage him and his HOT wife. Thinking this is one of my friends trying to mess with me I decided to play along. I asked him to send pics of his wife as proof. I took the chance and direct connected with this guy and made the window very small incase it was goatse or something, expecting him to say haha owned. Instead I got nude pictures of this really hot woman, probably in her 30s.
These pictures looked real too as they were low quality and looked like they were taken with a webcam or a cheap digital camera. These didn't look like something copied and pasted from a pr0n site. Me, now extremely confused asked him some more questions. Apparently he lived 20min away from me and wanted me to come over tonight. He told me that umm his wife enjoyed oral and not to wear any underwear??? He told me that if she saw me getting... arroused during the massage that should would not be able to resist?. :Q
Now I don't know wtf is going on but I don't think this was a friend trying to fool me. If it is he went a little too far. I just quickly told the guy I had to go and blocked him. Has anyone experenced anything this bizzare? If so do tell.
Edit: this is the best I can do
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I got this really strange IM a few minutes ago which I won't post because I don't wish to be banned. However I will try to give you all the PG-13 version if possible.
Some guy IMed me asking if I was any good at massages. I of course replied, "wtf who is this". He told me his name and that a friend of his referred him to me. He then repeated his question and I told him "uhh maybe, I don't know??". He then asked me if I could pretend. Getting kinda freaked out I asked him why and he told me he would like me to massage him and his HOT wife. Thinking this is one of my friends trying to mess with me I decided to play along. I asked him to send pics of his wife as proof. I took the chance and direct connected with this guy and made the window very small incase it was goatse or something, expecting him to say haha owned. Instead I got nude pictures of this really hot woman, probably in her 30s.
These pictures looked real too as they were low quality and looked like they were taken with a webcam or a cheap digital camera. These didn't look like something copied and pasted from a pr0n site. Me, now extremely confused asked him some more questions. Apparently he lived 20min away from me and wanted me to come over tonight. He told me that umm his wife enjoyed oral and not to wear any underwear??? He told me that if she saw me getting... arroused during the massage that should would not be able to resist?. :Q
Now I don't know wtf is going on but I don't think this was a friend trying to fool me. If it is he went a little too far. I just quickly told the guy I had to go and blocked him. Has anyone experenced anything this bizzare? If so do tell.
Edit: this is the best I can do
pic2
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