so far we've seen bugs in DISGUISE, snakes that tell LIES, and crabs that surPRISE...but you won't believe your EYES when you see the sneaky seaweed that's coming up next on...you bet your lobster's uncle: THE MOST EXTREME. oh man this is gettin outta control.
oh shoot holycrap, now it's time for NUMBER THREE
believe it or not, sea monsters still live off the coast of australia, but we seldom see them.
it's the LEAFY SEA DRAGON. its camouflage is deceptive and the long leafy limbs are for camouflage ONLY. but the fish is NOT A MONSTER - it's a cousin of the SEA HORSE. omg freakin awesome, the thing is bobbing like a pigeon, except it's underwater and doesn't roost on power lines. and the males get pregnant with the embryos, whyhelothar arnold schwarzenegger junior seahorse!!!!!!
and to see the ultimate wooden performance: VIETNAMESE WALKING STICK. they are nocturnal, like me!!! and they barely move so the birds are like omgwtfhax where the hell is my dinner and they starve. but when the walking stick is a baby, it acts like a nasty ant so other creatures are like omg i hate you pos harvester bug, bwahahah, it's like Tony Curtis - the great imposter!!!
hold your horses, it's woody woodpecker time.
jk, there are no ninja woodpeckers. and contrary to popular belief, there are no penguin accountants either - just assassins. but the ultimate transformer is the OCTOPUS. shape, color, skin texture...in less than one second it goes from decepticon to terrorization!!!! and if galvatronoctopus fails, he unleashes ink attack!!! so much crazier than megatron telling his decepticons to terrorize and procrastinator saying "meh, i'll do it later."
but the mimic octopus uses disguises not just to look the part - it ACTS the part. flounder, sea snake, lionfish, even chuckywangs and rossmans!!! so when it comes to disguise, it is...THE MOST EXTREME. pancakes rule.
p.s. mtv is the worst channel ever
oh shoot holycrap, now it's time for NUMBER THREE
believe it or not, sea monsters still live off the coast of australia, but we seldom see them.
it's the LEAFY SEA DRAGON. its camouflage is deceptive and the long leafy limbs are for camouflage ONLY. but the fish is NOT A MONSTER - it's a cousin of the SEA HORSE. omg freakin awesome, the thing is bobbing like a pigeon, except it's underwater and doesn't roost on power lines. and the males get pregnant with the embryos, whyhelothar arnold schwarzenegger junior seahorse!!!!!!
and to see the ultimate wooden performance: VIETNAMESE WALKING STICK. they are nocturnal, like me!!! and they barely move so the birds are like omgwtfhax where the hell is my dinner and they starve. but when the walking stick is a baby, it acts like a nasty ant so other creatures are like omg i hate you pos harvester bug, bwahahah, it's like Tony Curtis - the great imposter!!!
hold your horses, it's woody woodpecker time.
jk, there are no ninja woodpeckers. and contrary to popular belief, there are no penguin accountants either - just assassins. but the ultimate transformer is the OCTOPUS. shape, color, skin texture...in less than one second it goes from decepticon to terrorization!!!! and if galvatronoctopus fails, he unleashes ink attack!!! so much crazier than megatron telling his decepticons to terrorize and procrastinator saying "meh, i'll do it later."
but the mimic octopus uses disguises not just to look the part - it ACTS the part. flounder, sea snake, lionfish, even chuckywangs and rossmans!!! so when it comes to disguise, it is...THE MOST EXTREME. pancakes rule.
p.s. mtv is the worst channel ever
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