(Spoiler alert - hang on to yer sarcasm meters here folks)
Well it's impossible that a Trump supporter would do such a thing what with Trump fervently promoting unity, compromising to move the nation forward, being suspiciously alert against the likes of Putin, his oligarch sycophants and all of those other tyrants that wish us ill while fully supporting our longtime allies and NATO, so it has to be a Trump hater that did this right? It just has to be a demonized Dem that did this to make the compassionate and loving Trump supporters look bad, right?
I mean, who could ever imagine that a peace loving, self-sacrificing, anti-fascist honest to the core guy like Trump would agitate his supporters to the point of critical mass that they would do such a horrific thing like that?
OK, I can now admit that I barfed and projectile hurled while I was composing this post, but the truth *cough-snort-gag* that Trump is a really good honest fella *hack-hack-wheeze* must be told *baaaarrrrrrfff-spit-spit-take a deep breath or two-whew*