Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues

[BUTCH1]

Geez, poor critter, bet he's like to take a snap at his balls for doing that!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtCS0EEoCY

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Those guys better not get too cocky, that's how the hare went down.

 

[MrPickins]

Previously unreleased footage shows the tortoise get his revenge:

http://imgur.com/gallery/noNWP9V

 

[MongGrel]

 

[MongGrel]

Previously unreleased footage shows the tortoise get his revenge:

http://imgur.com/gallery/noNWP9V

He he he, that was good.

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Woah, that's not real is it? That thing is HUGE if it is. I'd totally want to try to ride on it.

 

[BUTCH1]

Previously unreleased footage shows the tortoise get his revenge:

http://imgur.com/gallery/noNWP9V

LOL, cool!

 

[mmntech]

Woah, that's not real is it? That thing is HUGE if it is. I'd totally want to try to ride on it.

That's what the tortoise thought too before he got cock blocked. :sneaky:

 

[destrekor]

Previously unreleased footage shows the tortoise get his revenge:

http://imgur.com/gallery/noNWP9V

I had a good hearty LOL after that. I chuckled so hard at first that I actually missed the second blast and got a second dose of LOL once I saw the whole GIF complete. :awe:

 

[destrekor]

Woah, that's not real is it? That thing is HUGE if it is. I'd totally want to try to ride on it.

You didn't know tortoises could be massive? :hmm:

tortoise at my local zoo estimated to be 100 years old

 

[Red Squirrel]

You didn't know tortoises could be massive? :hmm:

tortoise at my local zoo estimated to be 100 years old

Did not realize they got THAT big. That's pretty crazy. Good thing they're slow lol.

 

[IronWing]

My encounter with close encounters....

 

[mmntech]

One day Mr. Explorer is going to be making tender love to his wife, turn around, and this tortoise will be staring at him. Sweet revenge is a dish best served slow.

You didn't know tortoises could be massive? :hmm:

tortoise at my local zoo estimated to be 100 years old

They can get pretty old. The oldest confirmed tortoise was 188, though one specimen in India was reportedly 250.

 

[norseamd]

Woah, that's not real is it? That thing is HUGE if it is. I'd totally want to try to ride on it.

Big but not that huge.

Both tortoise and human are tiny compared to megafauna.

 

[IronWing]

Woah, that's not real is it? That thing is HUGE if it is. I'd totally want to try to ride on it.

I got to ride on one back when I was a toddler. It's probably still out there waiting, waiting to take me out.

 

[destrekor]

Big but not that huge.

Both tortoise and human are tiny compared to megafauna.

Well no shit.

You know what makes the more recent megafauna look tiny? The dinosaurs man, dinosaurs!


I think everyone appreciates the size differences, but that wasn't at all the point of his post and you should know it.

 

[norseamd]

Well no shit.

You know what makes the more recent megafauna look tiny? The dinosaurs man, dinosaurs!


I think everyone appreciates the size differences, but that wasn't at all the point of his post and you should know it.

WTF?

 

[Iron Woode]

I'll just put this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

:awe:

 

[BUTCH1]

I'll just put this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

:awe:

Wow!, no wonder he was pissed!, look at what that photographer made him miss out on!.