Explaining US Newspeak

Zebo

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I thought Dari might like this one:

French - Insubordinate ingrates and depraved chain-smokers who had the nerve to try to block the jolly little war in Iraq, and now sneer, "we told you so."


Germans - Untrustworthy. Just when you order them to be warlike again, they go soft. Wait until they see the next dozen WWII epics from Hollywood.


Canadians - A bunch of pot-smoking, pinko, wimp nancy boys who marry their best friends and refuse to obey orders from the Great White Father in Washington.
 

freegeeks

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Canada better arm their one tank

if Rummy and his buddies read this article an invasion is not unlikely
 

Alistar7

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Canadians have a well publicized inferiority complex when it comes to the US, but don't try to talk about it with them, they are alos twice as violent as Americans.

in a nutshell, harping on the US makes them feel better about themselves, easily fooled bunch.....

funny article, too bad some people actually take it seriously......
 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: Alistar7
the old thread about Canada

no I am not full of poo, I just had my colon cleaned out today, great deal too, it was a French guy looking for somewhere like home and he did not have time to travel all the way up to Canada ;)

the old Alistair7 trick

mention the word "French" in every thread so that the other hicks can join the bashing

 

Alistar7

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freegeeks normal "trick", label americans stupid....


Free this is an AMERICAN WEB PAGE, you can leave ya know....;)

Look at what the French did with Saddam, they deserve every bit of it and more..
 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: Alistar7
freegeeks normal "trick", label americans stupid....


Free this is an AMERICAN WEB PAGE, you can leave ya know....;)

Look at what the French did with Saddam, they deserve every bit of it and more..

no you have it all wrong - americans are not stupid

YOU are stupid




 

sandorski

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hehe. There's more truth in that article than in the myriad of reasons Bush made for invading Iraq.
 
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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: sandorski
hehe. There's more truth in that article than in the myriad of reasons Bush made for invading Iraq.

Truth != what you think.

Nor you!

That's why I have facts on my side.

Fact: Saddam had WMD.
Fact: Saddam never even explained let alone provided evidence that he disposed of his WMD.
Fact: The UN demanded he fully disarm.
Fact: Saddam did NOT comply.
Fact: Saddam supported Palestinian terrorists.

Irrefutable and good enough for me. See ya.
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: sandorski
hehe. There's more truth in that article than in the myriad of reasons Bush made for invading Iraq.

Truth != what you think.

Nor you!

That's why I have facts on my side.

Fact: Saddam had WMD.
Fact: Saddam never even explained let alone provided evidence that he disposed of his WMD.
Fact: The UN demanded he fully disarm.
Fact: Saddam did NOT comply.
Fact: Saddam supported Palestinian terrorists.

Irrefutable and good enough for me. See ya.

ROFL, the 90's called, they want their "facts" back!
 

hagbard

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: sandorski
hehe. There's more truth in that article than in the myriad of reasons Bush made for invading Iraq.

Truth != what you think.

Nor you!

That's why I have facts on my side.

Fact: Saddam had WMD.

Only those provided him by the United States government, and destroyed when threatened by the UN in the early 90s.

Fact: Saddam never even explained let alone provided evidence that he disposed of his WMD.

prove a negative.

Fact: The UN demanded he fully disarm.

The UN was giving in to the empire, they never saw Iraq as a threat.

Fact: Saddam did NOT comply.

He did, though he shouldn't have.

Fact: Saddam supported Palestinian terrorists.

Freedom fighters, and good, more should.

Irrefutable and good enough for me. See ya.

Whatever.
 

BarneyFife

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This is a great article.
Coalition - The U.S. and British invaders, plus some troops from rent-a-nations like Romania and Poland. In the past, "the coalition" would have been called imperial forces and mercenary auxiliaries.


Rent a nation:D

The French made a lot of people in this country look like fools. Where are the WMD? It's almost August.
 

Brie

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Originally posted by: Alistar7
freegeeks normal "trick", label americans stupid....


Free this is an AMERICAN WEB PAGE, you can leave ya know....;)

Look at what the French did with Saddam, they deserve every bit of it and more..

I am sure that if he agreed with you then you would change your story. I now have great insight into your dealings with foreigners and critics. I am glad that I agree with you on certain issues lest I feel your wrath.

Freegeeks, maybe you should sink to his level and remind everyone in this American forum of questionable choices that our country made in the past.
 

freegeeks

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Originally posted by: Brie
Originally posted by: Alistar7
freegeeks normal "trick", label americans stupid....


Free this is an AMERICAN WEB PAGE, you can leave ya know....;)

Look at what the French did with Saddam, they deserve every bit of it and more..

I am sure that if he agreed with you then you would change your story. I now have great insight into your dealings with foreigners and critics. I am glad that I agree with you on certain issues lest I feel your wrath.

Freegeeks, maybe you should sink to his level and remind everyone in this American forum of questionable choices that our country made in the past.

tried it , it didn't work

I can be critical about our past. I know that even my tiny country did some horrible things in the former Zaire. I know that France were big a$$holes in Algeria. All countries have a past that is clouded with wars and bloodshed

these people are so blinded with their perception of "being a good patriot" that it's just funny to read. "true patriots" like them don't question their leader. It's very "unamerican" to be critical about the "Commander in Chief". These are the same people who also so proud to live in the "land of the free" and at the same time ask me to leave their "land of the free" website . They don't see the irony of being a blind sheep. He's the president of the USA so he can't be wrong. etc....
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: freegeeks
Originally posted by: Brie
Originally posted by: Alistar7
freegeeks normal "trick", label americans stupid....


Free this is an AMERICAN WEB PAGE, you can leave ya know....;)

Look at what the French did with Saddam, they deserve every bit of it and more..

I am sure that if he agreed with you then you would change your story. I now have great insight into your dealings with foreigners and critics. I am glad that I agree with you on certain issues lest I feel your wrath.

Freegeeks, maybe you should sink to his level and remind everyone in this American forum of questionable choices that our country made in the past.

tried it , it didn't work

I can be critical about our past. I know that even my tiny country did some horrible things in the former Zaire. I know that France were big a$$holes in Algeria. All countries have a past that is clouded with wars and bloodshed

these people are so blinded with their perception of "being a good patriot" that it's just funny to read. "true patriots" like them don't question their leader. It's very "unamerican" to be critical about the "Commander in Chief". These are the same people who also so proud to live in the "land of the free" and at the same time ask me to leave their "land of the free" website . They don't see the irony of being a blind sheep. He's the president of the USA so he can't be wrong. etc....

You got him there :)