"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" (Mistaken song lyrics)

[Kev]

Some song from the mid-90's that goes... "Please don't go, please don't go"

I thought it said "Read a book"

No idea why.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
What about dirty deeds dun-der-dee? 🙂

From that Tupac song, "How do you Want It?" for the longest time I thought he was saying "Growing up as a ni***** in a trash can" when it was really "Coming up as a ni**** in a cash game" 🙂

For those of you old enough to remember, there was an SNL skit "Wayne's World" where he did a top-10 list of most misheard song lyrics...Top of the list was "Please excuse me while I kiss this guy"

🙂

 

[Aquaman]

Major Tom:

Clown Control to Mao Tse Tung.............. This is Clown Control to Mao Tse Tung........................

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[UglyCasanova]

Sarah Mcglagalin or whoever sing it. It's that song that goes:

I want to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Thank You Thank You...

Instead, the big joke with us is it sounds like she is saying:

I want to fvck you, fvck you, fvck you...

 

Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

Please don't turn that light off
Don't carry me too far away


Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

Big 'ol jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away

Jefferson airplane, this is waht I heard the first time I listened to that song 🙂

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: Roger
Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

Please don't turn that light off
Don't carry me too far away


Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

Big 'ol jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away

Jefferson airplane, this is waht I heard the first time I listened to that song 🙂

Steve Miller Band??????


BTY Jefferson Airplane gave a free concert this year in Daytona for Bike Week.....

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: KokomoGST

Originally posted by: Turkey22

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night

I swear those are the real lyrics!!!

That misinterpretation is exactly what it sounds like!! Chalk another one up for the Boss.
It's actually... "deuce" not douche 😀
I swear it sounds exactly like douche!!!

Edit: forgot these...
Some of my favorites are the screwed up attempts at english lyrics of Beck when he's actually in Spanish. 😛
Another is Collective Soul's "The One Eyed Gnome"... aka "The World I Know" 😀

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.


I swear I still can't hear him say that even though I know that's what he's saying.

 

[SSP]

Something that was pointed out in a local radio station:

Celine dion - "my hot dogs go on" (originally my heart does go on) 😀

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: SSP
Something that was pointed out in a local radio station:

Celine dion - "my hot dogs go on" (originally my heart does go on) 😀

It's cause she's french 😛

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Dezign
I used to think "Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!" was "Dirty deeds, count the sheep!" 😱

hahahahaha LOL

 

[Tigerman]

Nelly
"even when you lick my boob"

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

THE BEST EVAR

From a zillion years ago

Iron Butterfly-In a Gadda Da Vida

The whole song is one screwed up lyric, even the title

Story goes that after they recorded it, no one at all could pick up the title in the song. Even the band couldnt. So In the Garden of Eden became In a Gadda Da VIda 😎

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night

what the hell are teh correct lyrics to that anyway?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: 308nato
BOC = Don't Fear the Reefer


(courtesy of my wife - I still have to look away from her every time we hear the song or I get "the look" due to the snot flying laughter episode I had the first time I heard her singing along)😛

Lol,I like her version better,hahaha too funny🙂

Speaking of AC/DC ,lol, there I was practically front row center,rocking along than Wham!! struck upside the head
with a lethal roll of flying toilet paper,hahaha Talk about being "Thunderstruck" 😀

 

[0roo0roo]

i thought mariah said "chicken" at the end of one of her recent albums songs.

 

[dejitaru]

secret asian man, secret asian man

 

[JSClark]

Originally posted by: dwell
This morning I thought I heard Zwan sing "Used to be a time, I believed, a soft porn ring was just a porn ring" (Endless Summer)
Oops it's, "Used to be a time, I believed, a soft pourin' rain was just the pourin' rain."

Another one I used to think was Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon on the Rise... "There's a bathroom on the right."

🙂

LOL... thats almost as bad as "Pour some shook-up Ramen" 😀

 

[Kalvin00]

There was one fom Molly Hatchet-Flirtin' With Disaster.

Some people think: "Feels like i'm dragging a cantelope (sp?)"

It really says: "Feels like i'm dragging a heavy load"

 

[NTB]

This came up once a while ago, and it looks like you guys have hit a lot of them...I do remember one that somebody posted though (Yeeny I think) concerning the Eagle's Taking it Easy:

"...looking for a lover who won't blow my brother...." 😛

Actual lyrics are: "...looking for a lover who won't blow my cover..."

Nate

 

[Rastus]

We can't forget the Eagles classic "Life in the Vaseline".

BTW, the incoherent version of "Blinded by the Light" was done by Manfred Mann.

 

[Tigerman]

I thought it was wrapped up like a douche I unroll them in the night


Later troll