Excellent laden joke....

[NetGuySC]

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The
Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our
precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afganistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil
engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or
out---virtually impenetrable." "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."

 

[yobarman]

heh

 

[Maleficus]

Very nice i liked it

 

[Kenny0829]

ROTFLMAO
We all Wish......
One problem with this though.....

SH*T FLOATS.......

 

[brxndxn]

great.. hahaha

 

[Scouzer]

Haha.

 

[GoldenBear]

OMG THAT'S SOOO FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE WOULD PROJECT THAT MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE INNOCENT YOUNG AND OF THE FEMALE STATURE WHO HAVE NOTHING AS IT IS WOULD ALL DROWN AND DIE AND IT WOULD BE THE RESULT OF AMERICA'S DOING.

 

[Brutuskend]

DUDE it's a JOKE!JOKE!

 

[Aenygma]

GB you mst really be a cop, from your response.

 

[Balt]

<<OMG THAT'S SOOO FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE WOULD PROJECT THAT MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE INNOCENT YOUNG AND OF THE FEMALE STATURE WHO HAVE NOTHING AS IT IS WOULD ALL DROWN AND DIE AND IT WOULD BE THE RESULT OF AMERICA'S DOING.>>

*Yawn* If you take every joke that seriously none of them are funny. Take your hollow crusading elsewhere.

 

[NetGuySC]

Why did the chicken cross the road??? to get to the other side......

Do not worry Goldenbear No chickens were harmed or even used in the creation of this joke...

yes i realize it is dangerous for a chicken to cross a road, for I am sure thousands have died doing just that. Perhaps we should start a build a bridge across every read for chickens to cross fund...

geez

 

[UCBPride]

<< OMG THAT'S SOOO FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE WOULD PROJECT THAT MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE INNOCENT YOUNG AND OF THE FEMALE STATURE WHO HAVE NOTHING AS IT IS WOULD ALL DROWN AND DIE AND IT WOULD BE THE RESULT OF AMERICA'S DOING. >>



omg you're such an idiot

 

[yobarman]

<< OMG THAT'S SOOO FUNNY BECAUSE THE JOKE WOULD PROJECT THAT MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE INNOCENT YOUNG AND OF THE FEMALE STATURE WHO HAVE NOTHING AS IT IS WOULD ALL DROWN AND DIE AND IT WOULD BE THE RESULT OF AMERICA'S DOING. >>



you need to get away from this board and chill the f out. every time i see you post you dont have the slightest bit of humor in your posts. you need to get laid, right d'ing now.

 

[Draco]

GoldenBear, just think of it as a big pool with a lot of sand ! Good Times!

 

[jehh]

<<
you need to get away from this board and chill the f out. every time i see you post you dont have the slightest bit of humor in your posts. you need to get laid, right d'ing now. >>



I was thinking the very same thing...

Sex does wonders for men, makes us sane...

Jason

 

[GoldenBear]

<< DUDE it's a JOKE!JOKE! >>

And here I always thought jokes were supposed to be funny and creative. Silly me.

Given that though, consider my original post to be a "joke" as well.

 

[BrintonAA]

lol, TTT