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Ex-Girlfriend pregnant

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OmarGustav

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So, my ex-girlfriend called me the other night to tell me that she was 5 months pregnant. She says I am the father. The only problem is that we broke up about 8 months ago.

Should I buy her a calculator? Or just wait until this thing hatches, and ask for a blood test?
 
Originally posted by: OmarGustav
So, my ex-girlfriend called me the other night to tell me that she was 5 months pregnant. She says I am the father. The only problem is that we broke up about 8 months ago.

Should I buy her a calculator? Or just wait until this thing hatches, and ask for a blood test?
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Wait for the hatching 🙂

 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: OmarGustav
So, my ex-girlfriend called me the other night to tell me that she was 5 months pregnant. She says I am the father. The only problem is that we broke up about 8 months ago.

Should I buy her a calculator? Or just wait until this thing hatches, and ask for a blood test?
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Wait for the hatching 🙂
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lol

don't trust her.
 
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!
 
Get a paternity test, and now. Unless you guys were having ex-sex three months after you broke up, you're likely not the father, regardless. But get tested, NOW.
 
Originally posted by: Ladybug7709
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!
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Oh yeah, I screwed the b*tch - but that stopped like 8 months ago...
 
Originally posted by: OmarGustav
Originally posted by: Ladybug7709
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!
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Oh yeah, I screwed the b*tch - but that stopped like 8 months ago...
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Then get tested, show her the results and make sure she knows it, then drop her.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Get a paternity test, and now. Unless you guys were having ex-sex three months after you broke up, you're likely not the father, regardless. But get tested, NOW.
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Can you get tested before the 'hatching'?
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: OmarGustav
Originally posted by: Ladybug7709
did you have unprotected sex and no birth control? and is she 5 months pregnant from the time of intercourse or from the time she found out. some people dont find out for a month or so when they miss their period and rarely some dont find out until the baby comes out!
Click to expand...


Oh yeah, I screwed the b*tch - but that stopped like 8 months ago...
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Then get tested, show her the results and make sure she knows it, then drop her.
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I did take that AIDS test - I got a C+... But, at least I passed...
 
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