Ex-girlfriend called me today...

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Sounds like a psycho bitch.. I had one of those once. She did the same exact sh1t when we broke up..

She said she was pregnant.. She said she would kill herself.. She said she would tell the world I'm an assh0le..

Trust me.. just stay away. A girl that knows no limits is capable of screwing things up in the worst ways possible.

QFT
Same EXACT situation here. Man, that stunk. I told her that I was breaking up with her, and she said, "I don't care if you do. I'll just tell everyone that we're still dating." I had to hand it to her though, I definitely wasn't expecting that response.

That is a pretty good answer...it made me laugh! 😀

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: astrocase

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
See, this is why you should still wrap it, even with birth control, unless you are married.

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to surrender your man card.

Yeah! You don't need to wrap it!

That's what the butt is for!


(By everyone! I'm sure I'll be banned after that one 🙁 )

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: astrocase

Originally posted by: PowerMacG5
See, this is why you should still wrap it, even with birth control, unless you are married.

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to surrender your man card.

Yeah! You don't need to wrap it!

That's what the **** is for!


(By everyone! I'm sure I'll be banned after that one 🙁 )

bye...i just got back from a ban for pretty much saying the same thing.

 

[Rastus]

Originally posted by: IMaN00BieGF
Sounds like he just wants attention to me..

Fixed.

 

[Miramonti]

Good luck. Dad.

 

[BlancoNino]

Update.

 

[reverend boltron]

Well, at least you're not a daddy. Now stay away from that chick. I'm sure you can meet a nice Morman girl.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
bye...i just got back from a ban for pretty much saying the same thing.

Perhaps, but the mods have been whimsical as of late.

 

[rezinn]

Typical retard ex.

 

[Skunkwourk]

HAHAHAHAHAHA