EWWWWWW! Think I'm gonna puke!!!

[shiner]

Was just sitting on my couch watching MNF and drinking some Aquafina.....I downed about 1/2 the bottle and as I'm taking another drink I see something floating in the water........cautiously I pour the bottle out and find the floating object was a flea!!!

 

[tweakmm]

mmmmmmm....
protein.....

 

[Platypus]

Mmmm fleatastic!

 

[Vinny N]

Similar thing happened to me. Different water though, it was a small spider.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Did they charge you extra? If not be sure to count that as income on your next tax return.

 

[Moonbeam]

That was your guarantee that the water was pure 100% flea piss.

 

[Pastfinder]

He was just trying to flee the water. Fleas, think of the fleas...

 

[MrBond]

Injesting a flea can cause tapeworms, so you may want to be on the lookout for that...

 

[UglyCasanova]

Do you have fleas?

 

[Moonbeam]

Being on the lookout for that involves checking your stool for segments that move or that live feeling in the behind.

 

[Martin]

so, would you say there is a flea in your water?

(anybody remember the <noun> in my coke thing last year? hehe)

 

[tweakmm]

atleast it wasn't a bruce lee:Q

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
so, would you say there is a flea in your water?

(anybody remember the <noun> in my coke thing last year? hehe)

hahhahhahaaha, yeha i remember that!

 

[spanky]

for a sec, i thought u were watching the episode of fear factor where they were chomping away on cow brains. yum.

 

[shiner]

Injesting a flea can cause tapeworms, so you may want to be on the lookout for that...

Luckily I saw it floating in there and didn't swallow it. I really would be puking my guts up if I had.........

 

[shiner]

Here's an update.....woke up this morning at 3am sick to my stomach.....rumbling grumbling and lots of nausea.......started praying to the porcelain god at roughly 4am and that continued on and off until after 6am.....feeling better now but still not quite 100%.......

 

[MichaelD]

Rent a movie called "The Fly" starring Jeff Goldblum. You'll see what you're gonna look like in about 48 hours.

j/k Hope you feel better. Fleaboy.

 

[shiner]

Rent a movie called "The Fly" starring Jeff Goldblum.

Does that mean I get to.....ummm......err......hit it with Geena Davis at least once or twice?

 

[Jugernot]

Then it probably wouldn't be a good idea to lick your couch.... just a thought.