EWWWW!!!! I'm gonna go and scrub my hands with Brillo.

[Windogg]

User here reported that there was a problem with his printer and it would misfeed paper. Fair enough.

I went over to take a look. Upon opening the printer I noticed it was kinda dirty so I brushed the "dust" aside. Then I realized the rollers were coated with this stuff. Hmm it was like breadcrumbs but more flat. It wasn't white but had a tanish brown tint to it. I just kept on rubbing the stuff off with my hands. It was pretty decently sized and I was wondering what the stuff could be.

It all hit me. I looked at the guy who was wearing a dark suit and it was all over his shoulders. THESE WERE THE BIGGEST FRICKIN DANDRUFF FLAKES I HAD EVER SEEN!!!!

God, it's white Christmas 365 days a year for this guy. I;ve known this guy doesn't shower but does he doesn;t seem to know there is a snow drift on his suit.

Ugh...

Windogg

 

[OutHouse]

slip a bottle of head and shoulders in his cube

 

[BoberFett]

Haha, I dread having to work on other peoples computers. Mice and keyboards are havens for some of the nastiest goop a human being can produce.

 

[Fearlss1]

OMG Sick.. personal hygene is a HUGE pet pieve of mine.. I am with him give that boy a bottle of some serious hair care shampoo
-=\nate/=-

 

[Ausm]

If Projectile vomiting was a sport I would have won a gold medal after reading this thread :Q

 

[DannyLove]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH :Q wash wash wash!!! that is sick! i was thinking of something else

danny~!

 

[prodigy]

*barf*