Evolution in a nutshell

[Random Variable]

In the beginning we were all fish swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this...Retard frog squirrel. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish-frog. And then this monkey fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel!

 

[tfinch2]

Thanks Ms. Garrison.

 

[Martin]

The sad thing is, this is probably how the average person understands evolution.

 

[Midlander]

This was random. And variable. 🙂

 

[TheSlamma]

Originally posted by: Martin
The sad thing is, this is probably how the average person understands evolution.

Exactly. I love how 80IQ explains it like it took place over only a couple generations too.

 

[Kevin1211]

Originally posted by: Martin
The sad thing is, this is probably how the average person understands evolution.

qft

 

[dennilfloss]

There was definitely too much bump sex in that episode.:disgust:

 

[zoiks]

I think the car totally sux.

 

[DrPizza]

I didn't laugh the first time I watched that episode... but the 2nd time, I did find it hilarious. I must have been in a bad mood the first time; or else, still in shock over a few of the things they dared to do.