- Feb 26, 2000
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Ok, so my friend turned 21 and as customary for me and my crew we took him bar hopping, most bars around here will comp 1 drink on someones birthday so we took full advantage of this. Of course the rest of us ordered drinks but we didn't stick around too long.
We started the evening and the dirtiest, nastiest run down strip joint/ juice bar (no alcohol) we could find and bought him a dance from a rather less then attractive woman (the ugliest broad we could find in the place.) we're all now pretty convinced she was strung out on top of it all. After that we start hitting the bars and started to get our friend quite buzzed. After about the 6th place we go he starts having a pretty good time.
We then take him to an upscale strip club to "make up" for what we had subjected him to earlier and get him another dance, this time from a real knock out so he's pretty loose at this point.
After that we tell him we're going to a club to finish off the night and pick up some girls for the party back at his place. In reality we are taking him to a gay/lesbian club/bar...this is where things get really good.
He was CLUELESS, we buy him another round of drinks and just get him absolutely smashed we each then tell him we're going to the bathroom and disappear one by one using excuses like "oh I wonder whats taking them so long, we should go check on them..." ect...while we exit the joint and head to the car. On the way out I tell about 4 guys that our now completely drunk friend thinks their "kinda cute, but our friend is really shy" and then proceed to leave. 45 minutes later we get a frantic phone call from our inebriated friend desperate for us to find him saying guys were pinching his ass and stuff, we bust up so hard we about wrecked the car...
this is a birthday he will never forget...and we truly are going to hell.
DISCLAIMER: WE HAD A DESIGNATED DRIVER NO ONE WAS DRIVING DRUNK, I don't let friends drink and drive EVER.
We started the evening and the dirtiest, nastiest run down strip joint/ juice bar (no alcohol) we could find and bought him a dance from a rather less then attractive woman (the ugliest broad we could find in the place.) we're all now pretty convinced she was strung out on top of it all. After that we start hitting the bars and started to get our friend quite buzzed. After about the 6th place we go he starts having a pretty good time.
We then take him to an upscale strip club to "make up" for what we had subjected him to earlier and get him another dance, this time from a real knock out so he's pretty loose at this point.
After that we tell him we're going to a club to finish off the night and pick up some girls for the party back at his place. In reality we are taking him to a gay/lesbian club/bar...this is where things get really good.
He was CLUELESS, we buy him another round of drinks and just get him absolutely smashed we each then tell him we're going to the bathroom and disappear one by one using excuses like "oh I wonder whats taking them so long, we should go check on them..." ect...while we exit the joint and head to the car. On the way out I tell about 4 guys that our now completely drunk friend thinks their "kinda cute, but our friend is really shy" and then proceed to leave. 45 minutes later we get a frantic phone call from our inebriated friend desperate for us to find him saying guys were pinching his ass and stuff, we bust up so hard we about wrecked the car...
this is a birthday he will never forget...and we truly are going to hell.
DISCLAIMER: WE HAD A DESIGNATED DRIVER NO ONE WAS DRIVING DRUNK, I don't let friends drink and drive EVER.
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