LOL!
As for plants, some don't like bright light, some need to dry out completely between waterings, etc etc etc. Not all plants want the same things! Some plants are very easy to care for (Lucky Bamboo is practically kill proof) while other plants are extremely high maitenence (orchids are hell).
Next time you get a plant, find out what kind of a plant it is and then read up on it. Follow the care instructions for the species and you might just find you like indoor gardening.
🙂