- You need NAWZ. Two bottles. The big ones.
It ain't how you stand by your car, it's how big the wing is.
The buster brings you back.
You can have any beer, as long as it's a Corona.
If the road suddenly narrows, drive under a truck.
Practice pro-race skillZ with Grand Turismo 3 A-SPEC, y0.
Even the cops in Hollywood are Hollywood.
No one likes the tuna.
Big wing = big speed.
Amateurs don't use NAWZ.
Never narc on nobody.
Stickers, stickers, stickers.
Winning's winning.
Stand-alone fuel management system.
Break her heart, get your neck broken.
Leopard-skin pants make you a badass.
Live like a quarter-mile at a time ... 17 seconds.
LA cops respond to one emergency at a time, with the entire police force.
You can never have enough fog lights.
Only asians, latinos, and blacks street race - everyone else is an undercover cop.
Win race, get threesome.
Shooting a MAC-11 from a motorcycle isn't easy.
Ramming a Charger with a motorcycle hurts.
Oil tastes bad.
Pizza boys don't like street racers.
Stay out of Asian turf - or don't sleep with their sisters.
The Fed with the loudest voice can pin it on anyone he wants.
Stealing Apex DVD players is lucrative.
The proper display of affection with a bald man is kissing his head.
Cuban restaurants are always called "Cha-Cha-Cha."
Truckers never carry guns. Almost.
Truckers don't know how to use brakes.
It's not a colour unless it begins with "neon."
Car part stores give Lightnings to delivery boys.
Fire bursting from tailpipe equals speed.
High-pitched buzzing exhaust equals speed.
Single windshield wiper? Ditto.
Hoods and bodykits don't need paint.
It's not the train that gets you, it's the truck.
Ugly paint is not a bad way to spend $10K.
Overuse of nitrous oxide makes the floorboard fall out.
Dual tailpipes are good. Quad tailpipes are better.
CAI adds 50HP.
Exhaust adds 150HP.
If you scream "NAWZ" it will explode.
Ferraris are more than you can afford, pal.
You can beat any car if you say "Smoke 'em" before you run.
Any scrapheap can be made race-ready in under a week if the parts are ordered from Ja-Pan.
Computer-controlled nitrous kits require a laptop.
Owning a supressed MAC-11 is a "minor weapons violation."
And whatever you do, don't blow the welds on the intake manifold!
Probably a "Post Type-R" but still funny.
- M4H
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