- Jul 15, 2003
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A short story, by Shorty. (need to relax before my interviews)
1-01: Assumed a black man was trying to rob their bar. Assumed gay men wanted to ravage them. Shut down a gay-themed bar when they realized it would not get them girls. Used a black girl as a cover to prove they're not racist. Lied to the Waitress.
1-02: Switch sides at abortion protest to score more babes. Threw eggs at each other and at random protestors. Took a little boy to the free clinic in a bad part of town. Had unprotected sex then encouraged a not-pregnant girl to abort her not-baby. Lied to the Waitress.
1-03: Let underage high-schoolers drink. Encouraged underage high-schoolers to drink. Dated underage high-schoolers. Dated legal high-schoolers. Tried to get high on Elmers glue. Brought beer to a high school party. Engaged in high school gossip. Got drunk before prom. Tried to seduce an underage boy.
1-04: Made light of cancer. Made fun of transgenders. Lied to girls in bars. Took advantage of a girl in distress to improve their business. Slept with a girl under false pretenses. Lied about having cancer. Punched a transgender. Punched Mac in the face. Paid a woman to date Charlie. Lied to the Waitress.
1-05: Buy a gun after one robbery. Offers rice krispy treats in lieu of rent. Gambled the rent payment. Shot a gun in a basement. Left a loaded gun sitting unattended in a bar, no holster. Lost a gun. Stole a gun. Used a gun to intimidate a landlord. Accused an innocent man of burglary. Shot an innocent man. Wrapped a trash bag over a man with a head injury. Attempted insurance fraud. Lied about getting rid of a gun.
1-06: Poked a body with a pool cue. Locked a dead body in the bar. Lied to the board of health about a fatality. Abandonded their grandfather in a nursing home. Lied to a grieving woman. Screamed at a little old lady. Hired homeless men to impersonate friends of deceased. Wore Nazi uniforms. Sold another mans property. Lied about the deceased. Lied about charity work. Kept a Nazi hat for personal use.
1-07: Made light of molestation. Tried to psychoanalyze a man after one semester of psychology. Encouraged morons to make false claims against their high school coach. Had sex with their college professor. Attempted to seduce a high school coach. Lied to a woman about her son being molested. Lied about being molested. Ruined a mans reputation.
1-01: Assumed a black man was trying to rob their bar. Assumed gay men wanted to ravage them. Shut down a gay-themed bar when they realized it would not get them girls. Used a black girl as a cover to prove they're not racist. Lied to the Waitress.
1-02: Switch sides at abortion protest to score more babes. Threw eggs at each other and at random protestors. Took a little boy to the free clinic in a bad part of town. Had unprotected sex then encouraged a not-pregnant girl to abort her not-baby. Lied to the Waitress.
1-03: Let underage high-schoolers drink. Encouraged underage high-schoolers to drink. Dated underage high-schoolers. Dated legal high-schoolers. Tried to get high on Elmers glue. Brought beer to a high school party. Engaged in high school gossip. Got drunk before prom. Tried to seduce an underage boy.
1-04: Made light of cancer. Made fun of transgenders. Lied to girls in bars. Took advantage of a girl in distress to improve their business. Slept with a girl under false pretenses. Lied about having cancer. Punched a transgender. Punched Mac in the face. Paid a woman to date Charlie. Lied to the Waitress.
1-05: Buy a gun after one robbery. Offers rice krispy treats in lieu of rent. Gambled the rent payment. Shot a gun in a basement. Left a loaded gun sitting unattended in a bar, no holster. Lost a gun. Stole a gun. Used a gun to intimidate a landlord. Accused an innocent man of burglary. Shot an innocent man. Wrapped a trash bag over a man with a head injury. Attempted insurance fraud. Lied about getting rid of a gun.
1-06: Poked a body with a pool cue. Locked a dead body in the bar. Lied to the board of health about a fatality. Abandonded their grandfather in a nursing home. Lied to a grieving woman. Screamed at a little old lady. Hired homeless men to impersonate friends of deceased. Wore Nazi uniforms. Sold another mans property. Lied about the deceased. Lied about charity work. Kept a Nazi hat for personal use.
1-07: Made light of molestation. Tried to psychoanalyze a man after one semester of psychology. Encouraged morons to make false claims against their high school coach. Had sex with their college professor. Attempted to seduce a high school coach. Lied to a woman about her son being molested. Lied about being molested. Ruined a mans reputation.
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