Everyone please touch your balls

[Reel]

Just a reminder: Self-examination.

 

[imported_Kensai]

WTFBBQ.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Just two lumps in the form of testicles for me.

 

[RU482]

I prefer to farm that job out

 

[Zim Hosein]

<-- Typing w/ one hand!

 

[mwtgg]

Wait, you're supposed to be checking for something?!?!

 

[Leros]

OMG, I have two lumps.

 

[Baked]

Maybe I should start a thread w/ the title, "Everyone stick a couple fingers up your ass." > Check yourself for ass cancer before it's too late.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Baked
Maybe I should start a thread w/ the title, "Everyone stick a couple fingers up your ass." > Check yourself for ass cancer before it's too late.

:Q

 

[Mrvile]

I already had mine removed due to cancer.

Good PSA...everyone please touch your balls.

 

[shimsham]

reminds me of 5th grade. doctor came in as part of a sex-ed lesson and talked to all the boys about checking themselves. they passed around this rubbery model ballsack, and we all had to feel around for the lumps.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Baked
Maybe I should start a thread w/ the title, "Everyone stick a couple fingers up your ass." > Check yourself for ass cancer before it's too late.

:Q

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
<-- Typing w/ one hand!

Hmm... :shocked:

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: shimsham
reminds me of 5th grade. doctor came in as part of a sex-ed lesson and talked to all the boys about checking themselves. they passed around this rubbery model ballsack, and we all had to feel around for the lumps.

That sounds more like gay sex ed. Did the doctor offer you a free exam? :shocked:

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shimsham
reminds me of 5th grade. doctor came in as part of a sex-ed lesson and talked to all the boys about checking themselves. they passed around this rubbery model ballsack, and we all had to feel around for the lumps.

That sounds more like gay sex ed. Did the doctor offer you a free exam? :shocked:

you know, i did think it odd that the model was warm, and "pinned" to the front of his zipper for "anatomical accuracy". as he put it.

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shimsham
reminds me of 5th grade. doctor came in as part of a sex-ed lesson and talked to all the boys about checking themselves. they passed around this rubbery model ballsack, and we all had to feel around for the lumps.

That sounds more like gay sex ed. Did the doctor offer you a free exam? :shocked:

you know, i did think it odd that the model was warm, and "pinned" to the front of his zipper for "anatomical accuracy". as he put it.

Was this a doctor or a priest?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: shimsham
you know, i did think it odd that the model was warm, and "pinned" to the front of his zipper for "anatomical accuracy". as he put it.

Bwhahaha.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
<-- Typing w/ one hand!

<---- With me sitting in your lap! :Q





P.S.A.

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

 

[aircooled]

Tom Green

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer

Feel your balls
Squeeze your balls
Tease your balls
Please your balls

Early detection is the key
Rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
You don't want cancer

Rub your balls
Squeeze your balls
So you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer
Hey kids rub your balls
So you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!

Hey kids rub your balls,
While masurbating looking for lump
If you find a lump
Then go to the doctor
And get your testicle removed

RUB YOUR TESTICLES,
WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!

Rub your balls for no reason
Other then for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Specifically for the only reason of
Checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and
For checking for cancer at the same time

*pause*

You can pleasure your balls
And aslo check for cancer
At the same time

You can pleasure yourself
And also check for cancer
At the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

Pleasure your balls
And check them for
Cancer at the same time

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Tom Green

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer

Feel your balls
Squeeze your balls
Tease your balls
Please your balls

Early detection is the key
Rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
You don't want cancer

Rub your balls
Squeeze your balls
So you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer
Hey kids rub your balls
So you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!

Hey kids rub your balls,
While masurbating looking for lump
If you find a lump
Then go to the doctor
And get your testicle removed

RUB YOUR TESTICLES,
WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!

Rub your balls for no reason
Other then for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Specifically for the only reason of
Checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and
For checking for cancer at the same time

*pause*

You can pleasure your balls
And aslo check for cancer
At the same time

You can pleasure yourself
And also check for cancer
At the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

Pleasure your balls
And check them for
Cancer at the same time

:shocked:

 

[T3C]

Originally posted by: Kensai
WTFBBQ.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I like that other video better.

 

[Cooljt1]

yeah this one http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html

 

[HombrePequeno]

Lois Griffin: Peter, did you take care of that...
Peter Griffin: What? Oh, my growth! Yeah, I had the doctor looking at it.
Doctor: Mr. Griffin, that isn't your growth, that's your penis.
Peter Griffin: What about the...
Doctor: Testicles.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
<-- Typing w/ one hand!

<---- With me sitting in your lap! :Q





P.S.A.

I'm upper, upper class high society

Cut

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Engineer :beer:

 

[ShadowBlade]

I already was.