Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin!

DaShen

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yeah, this has been posted before, but added witha clever little Shens story.
 

imported_bum

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I can play the innocent person and say, "look sir, I don't really want anything of this" and I go "Whoop!" like this, and I slit your throat. LOL
 

OVERKILL

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It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however
I'd be surprised if this guy didn't have a record.
 

purbeast0

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hah i can't view youtube at work, but I'm pretty sure I know what video this is, and it's fvcking hilarious.
 

Demon-Xanth

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"That's a dangerous knife right there, I know because it's my knife and I pick dangerous knives."
 

Atheus

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LOL what a complete asshole. One day he'll find out there's always a bigger fish.

Also, only an idiot starts a fight while sitting down, or with their groin exposed, or any of those other ridiculous situations. Stand, face off at an angle to your opponent, legs slightly bent, hands ready.

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however

More like offense - many of those situations would get you an assault charge if not GBH.
 

BigPoppa

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Originally posted by: Atheus
LOL what a complete asshole. One day he'll find out there's always a bigger fish.

Also, only an idiot starts a fight while sitting down, or with their groin exposed, or any of those other ridiculous situations. Stand, face off at an angle to your opponent, legs slightly bent, hands ready.

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however

More like offense - many of those situations would get you an assault charge if not GBH.

There may be bigger fish, but not many. He's an MMA fighter, so he knows a few things.
 

ndee

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Originally posted by: Atheus
LOL what a complete asshole. One day he'll find out there's always a bigger fish.

Also, only an idiot starts a fight while sitting down, or with their groin exposed, or any of those other ridiculous situations. Stand, face off at an angle to your opponent, legs slightly bent, hands ready.

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however

More like offense - many of those situations would get you an assault charge if not GBH.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mNXRInrSSVU

check out his trick how NOT go to jail :D

 

MrBlahh

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
"play pull his pants down and hide the spice bottle" :laugh:

ha, that got ma laughing. Why attack someone after youve knocked him out? This guy sounds like a tool
 

Atheus

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Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Originally posted by: Atheus
LOL what a complete asshole. One day he'll find out there's always a bigger fish.

Also, only an idiot starts a fight while sitting down, or with their groin exposed, or any of those other ridiculous situations. Stand, face off at an angle to your opponent, legs slightly bent, hands ready.

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however

More like offense - many of those situations would get you an assault charge if not GBH.

There may be bigger fish, but not many. He's an MMA fighter, so he knows a few things.

UFC is not the be all and end all. I hope that a small quiet chinese man, who would never dream of entering such a competition, breaks his arms.

 

ndee

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Originally posted by: Atheus
Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Originally posted by: Atheus
LOL what a complete asshole. One day he'll find out there's always a bigger fish.

Also, only an idiot starts a fight while sitting down, or with their groin exposed, or any of those other ridiculous situations. Stand, face off at an angle to your opponent, legs slightly bent, hands ready.

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however

More like offense - many of those situations would get you an assault charge if not GBH.

There may be bigger fish, but not many. He's an MMA fighter, so he knows a few things.

UFC is not the be all and end all. I hope that a small quiet chinese man, who would never dream of entering such a competition, breaks his arms.

Mr. Miagi style!
 

tfcmasta97

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Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: Atheus
LOL what a complete asshole. One day he'll find out there's always a bigger fish.

Also, only an idiot starts a fight while sitting down, or with their groin exposed, or any of those other ridiculous situations. Stand, face off at an angle to your opponent, legs slightly bent, hands ready.

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
It's great that he's teaching bar room or street fighting defense skills however

More like offense - many of those situations would get you an assault charge if not GBH.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mNXRInrSSVU

check out his trick how NOT go to jail :D

LoL

give him the knife. now i can go to my drawer and pull out my glock BANG
 

eits

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Originally posted by: bum
I can play the innocent person and say, "look sir, I don't really want anything of this" and I go "Whoop!" like this, and I slit your throat. LOL

HAHA i know... funniest thing ever.

bas rutten = the biggest tool ever. i don't know whether it's because his parents beat him as a kid or something, but the dude seriously has issues.



guy: *guy taps bas on the shoulder* "hey, buddy"
bas: "wrong move."

haha