Every sperm is sacred

[shiner]

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

[Odoacer]

Yep, every single one of the 3 billion sperm (literally) that get discharged with each shot... there aint enough sperm in the world.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Someone's been watching Monty Python

 

[tweakmm]

I'm a lumberjack and thats ok!

 

[Mookow]

<< Yep, every single one of the 3 billion sperm (literally) that get discharged with each shot... there aint enough sperm in the world. >>



Uhhhh.... no. Try 2.5 million. Not billion.

 

[A5]

Monty Python ownz j00!

Edit:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wildflowers
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars!

 

[shiner]

<< I'm a lumberjack and thats ok! >>


He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

That's such a catchy tune.


<< Every sperm is sacred >>


And there's a whole lotta desecratin' goin' on.

 

[Danman]

<< That's such a catchy tune.


<< Every sperm is sacred >>


And there's a whole lotta desecratin' goin' on. >>



lol!

 

[cthulhu]

HEHE.

King of the Whooo?

<chorus>Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.<chorus>

This parrot is no more!

...Holy handgrenade....

Oh, I see you are using the machine that goes PING!

Too many....

I have every episode of their series on tape plus their movies. Unfortunately, the wife gets bitchy when I watch them. Women.......

 

[Kadarin]

<< Someone's been watching Monty Python >>



Monty Python? Hell... with that fixation on sperm I'd say someone's been watching too much bukkake.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I'd like to have an argument, please

Crunchy frog

Eric the Half a Bee

wink wink nudge nudge say-no-more.

 

[fatalbert]

what is your name?

I am king Arthur

what is your quest?

To seek the holy grail.

what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

well I don't know that ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How do you know so much about swallows?

you have to know these things when your a king