Ever worked in a job you could never tell anyone about?

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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I work in a job where I can't talk about the specifics of what I do with hardly anyone, not sure if that's what you mean.
 

Firetrak

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I work in a job where I can't talk about the specifics of what I do with hardly anyone, not sure if that's what you mean.

I work in an industry I cant talk about with anyone or more accurately dont want to as its Adult.
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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I work in an industry I cant talk about with anyone or more accurately dont want to as its Adult.

"cant" and "dont want to" are different things. :whiste:

if you're a male porn star post some dongs, otherwise yawn.
 

Ruptga

Lifer
Aug 3, 2006
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post some dongs

I got you covered buddy
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Imp

Lifer
Feb 8, 2000
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lol... Some people really like big numbers. Awww, and they used the European comma/period system.

South Korea's not that bad after I realized that they're essential US/CAD times 1000.
 

Childs

Lifer
Jul 9, 2000
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I was an assassin for the government as part of a deal to stay out of prison. Unfortunately things went sideways when I failed to steal some classified documents from an embassy. Wait...that was La Femme Nikita. :oops:
 

alzan

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May 21, 2003
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My job is so secret I can't even tell my other personalities about it.
 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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I've worked in jobs that I don't want to tell anyone about, does that count? :awe:
 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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Tell us what they were and we'll let you know ;)

Retail jobs...too many to count :awe:

They made me very cynical about the human population in general for a long, long time :biggrin: imo Amazon Prime delivery & self-checkouts at the store were the best things ever invented :p
 

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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Kinda. I'm not supposed to have outside contact with my coworkers and I cannot contact them except when there is an incident during normal business's operation. I can't discuss policy and procedures, but it has more to do with avoiding criminal exploitation of our policies and procedures than protecting corporate secrets.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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I did shit in Vietnam that I'm still prohibited from telling anyone about...if I tell ya...I GOTTA kill ya.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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Generally no, but if I tell most people about my job it's way over their head. I just tell people "I make sure the phones keep working" if I really need to dumb it down. :biggrin: I work at a NOC.

There has been some projects I can't talk about though and I have access to tons of information that I obviously can't share as well.