Ever wished you had telekinesis?

[MichaelD]

I'm sure many of you have done this; you're sitting there watching TV, surfing or writing out bills and you all of a sudden are looking for "this", "that" or "the other thing."

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot "it." For a split second, you envision "it" flying off the counter and into your hand via sheer willpower.

I'm not one to be big into mindreading or spoon-bending (remember: there is no spoon!) but telekinesis...I can almost see it!

Anybody with me?

 

[thawolfman]

Wished? I know I'm not the only one who's tried it

Come on now, I don't want to hear anyone say they haven't, because you allllllllllllllll know you have

 

[Evadman]

Hell ya I tried it. For a few hours too. I still do every once and a while. I will never give up hope.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: thawolfman
Wished? I know I'm not the only one who's tried it

Come on now, I don't want to hear anyone say they haven't, because you allllllllllllllll know you have

*Standing up defiantly*

Yes! I have....walked into a room, seen the TV remote and stuck out my hand and furrowed my brow in a futile attempt to make it fly across the room and into my hand.

Sadly, for a split-second, I thought it would happen.

 

[silverpig]

Spoon bending? Remote fetching? BAH!!!


*clothes go off, clothes catch fire*


That's what I'd be doing for sure...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Yeah, so I could bitch-slap all those potheads from across the room with my mind and watch them look around all stoned off their ass trying to figure out which one of their other half-conscious stoner moron friends did it

nik

 

[RU482]

I don't know about telekinesis, but I swear there is a telepathic link between me and my son. I can't really explain it, but if one of us get's hurt, the other can feel the pain. Doesn't matter where we are or how far apart. maybe it's just BS, but it's happened on more than one occasion.

telekenisis...reminds me of that early 80's movie "zapped" with those guys from "Charles in charge"

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: redly1
I don't know about telekinesis, but I swear there is a telepathic link between me and my son. I can't really explain it, but if one of us get's hurt, the other can feel the pain. Doesn't matter where we are or how far apart. maybe it's just BS, but it's happened on more than one occasion.

telekenisis...reminds me of that early 80's movie "zapped" with those guys from "Charles in charge"

*psst* FFMCobalt thinks you're a pothead...

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: redly1
I don't know about telekinesis, but I swear there is a telepathic link between me and my son. I can't really explain it, but if one of us get's hurt, the other can feel the pain. Doesn't matter where we are or how far apart. maybe it's just BS, but it's happened on more than one occasion.

telekenisis...reminds me of that early 80's movie "zapped" with those guys from "Charles in charge"

OMG...Kelly LeBrock w/that red bra on....man, you just reminded me of my teenage fantasies. Um...be right back.

*EDIT*
Meet Kelly; Godess.

 

[Kadarin]

Check out a nifty movie from 1968 called "The Power" (link). Every once in a while it gets shown on network tv, or perhaps FX or some oddball cable channel.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: redly1
I don't know about telekinesis, but I swear there is a telepathic link between me and my son. I can't really explain it, but if one of us get's hurt, the other can feel the pain. Doesn't matter where we are or how far apart. maybe it's just BS, but it's happened on more than one occasion.

telekenisis...reminds me of that early 80's movie "zapped" with those guys from "Charles in charge"

*psst* FFMCobalt thinks you're a pothead...

News to me.

nik

 

[silverpig]

It was a joke you see... cause you said you'd slap some potheads and have fun watching them figure out who did it... and he said he feels pain when...

ah nevermind.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Yes. I've tried it many times.. only worked once, but that's another story.
If I had consistent powers, I would use them to pull the stick out of nik's ass.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Yes. I've tried it many times.. only worked once, but that's another story.
If I had consistent powers, I would use them to pull the stick out of nik's ass.

Good luck, I superglued it.

nik

 

[Maleficus]

Yep im right there with ya on the couch waiting for my special powers to kick in so the remote control will fly into my hand allowing laziness to prevail once again !

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Yes. I've tried it many times.. only worked once, but that's another story.
If I had consistent powers, I would use them to pull the stick out of nik's ass.

Good luck, I superglued it.

nik

Does superglue stick to diamond? (Immense pressure.. turned carbon into diamond.. get it? Bah!!!)

 

[Mookow]

Ever wished you had telekinesis?

Who hasnt?

 

[Jfur]

what do you mean wish?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Yes, you could murder people without getting locked up for it.

 

[MrPhelps]

Of course who wouldn't.

 

[Geekbabe]

Ever wished you had telekinesis?

Yeah,everytime I'm in the bank and they've got the vault door open

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: silverpig
It was a joke you see... cause you said you'd slap some potheads and have fun watching them figure out who did it... and he said he feels pain when...

ah nevermind.

my son is pissed at you

 

[Adrian Tung]

Ever wished you had telekinesis?

Hell yeah, then anyone who pisses me off will get a piercing stare from me while I say that "I find your lack of faith disturbing...". >


atwl

 

[ElFenix]

use the force luke!

 

[kranky]

OK, everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.