Ever thought about starting a cult?

[Kilgor]

I was just sitting here thinking about it wondering how hard it is. Get me a Compound somewhere a couple wives and some followers. Get a TV show on some local access cable. Maybe some evil henchman types to enforce my rule. Wouldn?t that be the ******?

 

[Kadarin]

Yes. A sex cult involving teenagers and the "morning after pill"...

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
I was just sitting here thinking about it wondering how hard it is. Get me a Compound somewhere a couple wives and some followers. Get a TV show on some local access cable. Maybe some evil henchman types to enforce my rule. Wouldn?t that be the ******?

yeah until the government comes and blows up your compmound and kills all of your followers.

 

[Babbles]

It worked out well for L. Ron Hubbard.

 

[DaiShan]

Can we smoke peyote?

 

[xSauronx]

how about some ninjas for security?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Babbles
It worked out well for L. Ron Hubbard.

Watch out, they might sue you for saying that!

 

[Kilgor]

Can we smoke peyote?

Yes as long as you contribute to the community.

how about some ninjas for security?

Maybe some mall ninjas they are cheaper.

yeah until the government comes and blows up your compmound and kills all of your followers.

My charisma and frog like good looks would convince them otherwise.

 

[her209]

A test of faith is to get into a cage of hungry lions followed by a dance with king cobras.

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: her209
A test of faith is to get into a cage of hungry lions followed by a dance with king cobras.

How about a cage of drunk coeds and kittens sounds less painful?

 

[everman]

Some sort of waffle cult, including hamster worship.

I'll call it, mythic dawn.

 

[91TTZ]

Nevermind. I won't start.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

i'd like to but i don't have the charisma, looks, or piblic speaking ability.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Nevermind. I won't start.

well you could always create an massive only role playing game filled with monsters to kill and treasure to find.... and leveling after you get experince points...

then dole out upgrades whenever you feel like it, take down the severs for maintenace every so often just to keep the peons in check...

sure they will bitch and moan....and continually ask why this why that ...but all you have to say is ....because i say so..and im sorry for the inconvinience

sure they will threaten to leave and not pay their 15 bucks a month..but they will always be back..and they will have fan art and fans dressing up as the characters, and fan sites dedicated to you...and worship the grouns you walk on.....plus the 15 bucks a month from millions of people wont hurt...

downside is there will probably be very little sex since everyone will proabably be guys, eve the ones with female characters....but hey if you swing that way...

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
i'd like to but i don't have the charisma, looks, or piblic speaking ability.

Yes piblic speaking is important to an aspiring Cult leader.

 

[RCN]

yes.....yes I have