Ever think twice before handling those one dollar bills?

[Syringer]

This guy has apparently..

My friend Jhon used to blow all kinds of white powdery substances up into his nose. One day he needed a large bill to do the trick--a 20-, a 50-, or, preferrably, a $100 bill, but, under no circumstances a $1 bill. I didn't have cash so I told him to use any of the several 1's that he was cursing at in his wallet. He informed me that: "1's are handled by waaay too many unclean people to be considered even remotely safe to blow lines with. Putting a single in your nose is on a hazard level akin to that of using a penny as a contact lens. Everyone and their dirty mothers handles singles.

Those grimy walletless ****** who nestle their cash in their smelly shoes under their putrid sweaty feet, the strippers on stage who use their tip dollars to rub their crotches to the delight of the skeevy dudes engaged in a circle jerk who just pulled the same singles out of their own asses, the people who hand-wipe their drippy noses before buying the morning paper, the rotten land-locked children who make sandcastles out of dog feces before accepting their allowance money.

The list goes on. In short, 1's pose a huge hepatitis risk given the high sensitivity of the mucous membranes in the sinuses and nasal cavities; educated citizens should exercise extreme caution when rolling singles up for insertion into the nostrils. Preference should be given to the cleaner, safer, brand new $100 bills." Again, the remark made so much sense at that moment that I just took it as gospel. The Gospel of Jhon, the coked-out Surgeon General.

 

[So]

This is more idiotic than the city of Madrid traveling through time.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Thank god I'm not a junky!

 

[Vinfinite]

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Thank god I'm not a junky!

amen to that

 

[dionx]

thats one of the reasons why my primary payment is by credit card at all places that accept it. i hate handling cash and feel compelled to wash my hands right after touching it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I read "rub their crotches" and stopped. What's this thread about?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: dionx
thats one of the reasons why my primary payment is by credit card at all places that accept it. i hate handling cash and feel compelled to wash my hands right after touching it.

OCD.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: dionx
thats one of the reasons why my primary payment is by credit card at all places that accept it. i hate handling cash and feel compelled to wash my hands right after touching it.

I prefer to deal with cash but I am also compelled to wash my hands after handling cash. I could easily become one of those handwashing freaks, lol.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: dionx
thats one of the reasons why my primary payment is by credit card at all places that accept it. i hate handling cash and feel compelled to wash my hands right after touching it.

I prefer to deal with cash but I am also compelled to wash my hands after handling cash. I could easily become one of those handwashing freaks, lol.

<pulls dollar bill out of boxers and rubs it on crazyfool's face>

:evil:

 

[Kaervak]

I don't know about the rest of you, but from now on all my medical advice is going to be from coke heads.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: dionx
thats one of the reasons why my primary payment is by credit card at all places that accept it. i hate handling cash and feel compelled to wash my hands right after touching it.

I prefer to deal with cash but I am also compelled to wash my hands after handling cash. I could easily become one of those handwashing freaks, lol.

<pulls dollar bill out of boxers and rubs it on crazyfool's face>

:evil:

ACK!!! *grabs bill and sticks in pocket and then furiously washs hands and face*

I dare you to do that again! :laugh:

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
I don't know about the rest of you, but from now on all my medical advice is going to be from coke heads.

:thumbsup:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: dionx
thats one of the reasons why my primary payment is by credit card at all places that accept it. i hate handling cash and feel compelled to wash my hands right after touching it.

I prefer to deal with cash but I am also compelled to wash my hands after handling cash. I could easily become one of those handwashing freaks, lol.

<pulls dollar bill out of boxers and rubs it on crazyfool's face>

:evil:

ACK!!! *grabs bill and sticks in pocket and then furiously washs hands and face*

I dare you to do that again! :laugh:

Don't tempt me mithter.

 

[bleeb]

haha this story if funny.

 

[Specop 007]

I always laugh at people who think like that.
Theres guy who want to clean the table off and get a 20-50 or 100 to blow lines through.

I point out...Dude. Your putting COCAINE in your fvcking NOSE. Whatevers on that $1 bill or whatevers on that table is gonna pale in comparison to the cocaine your doing!!

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: So
This is more idiotic than the city of Madrid traveling through time.

I thought that was rather cool actually.

 

[illusion88]

Whenever I do coke I do it with a $100 bill off a toilet seat in a public bathroom.

 

[tweakmm]

Actually, I guess if you're going to stick something up your nose, it might as well have not been rubbing someones crotch.
Money is pretty dirty overall so it's probably best to avoid putting any denominination in one's nose. Truth be told, it's probably not such a hot idea to rub one's crotch with cash either.


That being said, it doesn't matter as street drugs are generally much dirtier than the paraphernalia used to do them.

 

[dug777]

i wonder how the rest of the population who aren't crazy clean freaks manage to survive? Crazy stuff

 

[funkymatt]

$5 is the most circulated bill...

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
I always laugh at people who think like that.
Theres guy who want to clean the table off and get a 20-50 or 100 to blow lines through.

I point out...Dude. Your putting COCAINE in your fvcking NOSE. Whatevers on that $1 bill or whatevers on that table is gonna pale in comparison to the cocaine your doing!!

That is indeed the ultimate irony of it all.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

I found slight amusement.

They should also consider using $10s. They hardly come around anymore. It's 5's or 20's, or 1's. Never 10s.

 

[The Batt?sai]

i love doing all my buying online if i can. but what about the packagers? is my shiny new package shiny cause of snot? :Q

 

[Amused]

I challenge that guy, or anyone to produce one verified transmission of disease by using a $1 bill to snort cocaine.

Baseless paranoia... which fits because coke heads are the most paranoid people you'll ever meet.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Amused
I challenge that guy, or anyone to produce one verified transmission of disease by using a $1 bill to snort cocaine.

Baseless paranoia... which fits because coke heads are the most paranoid people you'll ever meet.

Man, as i said before