Ever think about donating your body to science? Think again ...

dud

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I have been an organ donor for 30 years but have never considered donating my body to "science". I work with a doctor and even he is creeped out by this:


http://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-bodies-brokers/


"When Americans leave their bodies to science, they are also donating to commerce: Cadavers and body parts, especially those of the poor, are sold in a thriving and largely unregulated market. Grisly abuses abound.

The company stacked brochures in funeral parlors around Sin City. On the cover: a couple clasping hands. Above the image, a promise: “Providing Options in Your Time of Need.”

The company, Southern Nevada Donor Services, offered grieving families a way to eliminate expensive funeral costs: free cremation in exchange for donating a loved one’s body to “advance medical studies.”

Outside Southern Nevada’s suburban warehouse, the circumstances were far from comforting. In the fall of 2015, neighboring tenants began complaining about a mysterious stench and bloody boxes in a Dumpster. That December, local health records show, someone contacted authorities to report odd activity in the courtyard.

Health inspectors found a man in medical scrubs holding a garden hose. He was thawing a frozen human torso in the midday sun.

As the man sprayed the remains, “bits of tissue and blood were washed into the gutters,” a state health report said. The stream weaved past storefronts and pooled across the street near a technical school.

Southern Nevada, the inspectors learned, was a so-called body broker, a company that acquires dead bodies, dissects them and sells the parts for profit to medical researchers, training organizations and other buyers. The torso on the gurney was being prepared for just such a sale.

Each year, thousands of Americans donate their bodies in the belief they are contributing to science. In fact, many are also unwittingly contributing to commerce, their bodies traded as raw material in a largely unregulated national market.

Body brokers are also known as non-transplant tissue banks. They are distinct from the organ and tissue transplant industry, which the U.S. government closely regulates. Selling hearts, kidneys and tendons for transplant is illegal. But no federal law governs the sale of cadavers or body parts for use in research or education. Few state laws provide any oversight whatsoever, and almost anyone, regardless of expertise, can dissect and sell human body parts.

“The current state of affairs is a free-for-all,” said Angela McArthur, who directs the body donation program at the University of Minnesota Medical School and formerly chaired her state’s anatomical donation commission. “We are seeing similar problems to what we saw with grave-robbers centuries ago,” she said, referring to the 19th-century practice of obtaining cadavers in ways that violated the dignity of the dead.

“I don’t know if I can state this strongly enough,” McArthur said. “What they are doing is profiting from the sale of humans.”"
 

Crono

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That's fine, but keep donating blood to the American Red Cross, at least. A vampire's gotta eat, and I pay them good money for their product.
 
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dud

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That's fine, but keep donating blood to the American Red Cross, at least. A vampire's gotta eat, and I pay them good money for their product.


Stopped donating a few months ago when I learned how much they, and the local BBs sell a pint for. I may go back soon as I need a good bloodletting ...
 

IronWing

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As long as I'm done with it, Shorty can hump my corpse for the rest of his life for all I care.
 
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ctbaars

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Love the responses and I agree. Once I'm dead, I don't care what happens to me body.
 

John Connor

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I watched an episode of Myth Busters where the myth cracking dual were trying to make "Buster," their test dummy more human-like. In their quest they found a store that sold Wicca and Satanic crap. In this store they sold real human bones. I've often wondered where this store got the bones, but as you can see here from the article it is probably from people donating to so-called science.

Anyone know why they came up with the phrase, "rot gut whiskey?"
 

Darwin333

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What the hell will I care, I will be dead! So if some fucktard is squirting my guts all over your lawn it ain't my problem anymore bitches, my responsibilities ended when my brain functions did. Frankly I'd actually like to have my thawed gooyey parts sprayed onto some of yalls lawns after I'm dead. One final "fuck you, I ain't getting off your lawn!!"
 
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IronWing

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I watched an episode of Myth Busters where the myth cracking dual were trying to make "Buster," their test dummy more human-like. In their quest they found a store that sold Wicca and Satanic crap. In this store they sold real human bones. I've often wondered where this store got the bones, but as you can see here from the article it is probably from people donating to so-called science.

Anyone know why they came up with the phrase, "rot gut whiskey?"
Knock yourself out.
http://www.skullsunlimited.com/
 

lxskllr

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The only problem I have with it, is possible commercial activity from a donation. A free cremation or whatever the hell happens is a good deal though.
 
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whm1974

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I watched an episode of Myth Busters where the myth cracking dual were trying to make "Buster," their test dummy more human-like. In their quest they found a store that sold Wicca and Satanic crap. In this store they sold real human bones. I've often wondered where this store got the bones, but as you can see here from the article it is probably from people donating to so-called science.

Anyone know why they came up with the phrase, "rot gut whiskey?"
Where is that store? I want to buy a femur and give it to a stray dog. I'll follow the dog around and watch people's reactions when they see a dog chewing on a human leg bone.
 

whm1974

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HAHAHA I'm not sure. I believe it was a shop in San Fran. that they visited. Doing a quick Google search I found this site: https://www.boneroom.com/store/c14/Post-Cranial_Bones.html

A femur will set you back $300-$400.
If I was some rich dude then I would buy a femur and find a stray dog and do this. For the life of me, I can't figure out how rich people could ever get bored. I mean really.

Oh I guess I could buy a fake human femur and use that instead.
 

John Connor

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For the life of me, I can't figure out how rich people could ever get bored. I mean really.


I've often wondered the same thing. Seems like they all spend their money on bullshit.

For me personally, I have many technical interests and other things. Like radio communications. My house would have several antennas and towers along with Sat dishes, etc all with accompanying radio gear that would make any scanner/ham radio buff jealous. I always wanted my own underground bunker and I would build it with shipping containers. You can obtain them on the cheap since they just stack up at ports since we are a large importer more than an exporter. In fact, many people use shipping containers for small offices and houses. I would have a large telescope on top of my house as well. Depending on how much money I had, I was eyeballing an island I'd like to own. And I've always wanted to own Gen III night vision goggles and Infra red goggles. They are about 5K. I'd have fun boating with those. I'd probably have a boat for shark fishing and just kicking it out on the water. Then there's the possibility of bringing some of my ideas to life since I could then afford a patent and patent agent. As they say, 'it takes money to make money.'
 
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Exterous

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We know very little about who is acquiring these bodies and what they are doing with them.

In most states, anyone can legally purchase body parts.

Looks like I'll be stepping up my Halloween decorations game

Bodies and parts can be bought, sold and leased, again and again.

Leased? Excellent. Now I won't have to buy a freezer to store my decorations from year to year
 

IBMJunkman

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Don’t donate to a company. Donate to a teaching university. My Dad donated himself to Loma Linda University. They ‘used’ him for a year then asked me what I wanted to do. They offer a cremation and ash internment service for free so I did that. He initially paid around $300. That covers their cost to pick up your body.

They have a service at internment time and the students of the class that he ‘taught’ express their thanks. Overall, very nice.
 

John Connor

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If I should die sometime between now and when I have good organs, all will be used for others that will need them. Except I declined on them talking my eyes. Not like I'm saving someone's life with my flipping eyes anyway. I figure if I can at least save one life it will be mission accomplished. As a past sinner where the sin harps on you, and nags at you in a never ending hell of a constant reminder you messed up big time. It would be nice for some redemption.

Yet we have people that go to prison and give two shits less. These are the people that truly deserve to hang. And I do believe in the public square. For all those that seek redemption then they ought to be afforded forgiveness. It's what has been long written done in that most popular book.