Ever take a look at your wife and realize she's very plain?

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Mrvile

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I actually tend to use electricity so it's largely a non-issue. You guys?

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FoBoT

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notice florence henderson, Mom Brady is in the video
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
 

Iron Woode

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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An amish with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
We havent even paid the phone bill
in 300 years
But we aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare
Were just technologically impaired
 

Leros

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FoBoT really ruined the potential of this thread by posting all the lyrics.
 

JulesMaximus

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FoBoT really ruined the potential of this thread by posting all the lyrics.

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