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Ever say something so stupid...

Cuda1447

Cuda1447

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... that you just can't help but laugh?



The other day I was at a college football game with a few female friends of mine... well I had jacked one of those giant finger/hand things from one of them and we were messing around. It was after the game and we were all getting ready to go our seperate ways so we were just standing in a yard, and me being stupid as I am decided to threaten one of them. Dunno why, probably said something to me, and so I just said something jokingly like I always do... but what I said... oh geez...


I held up the giant finger I had on, and said "Im going to finger you to death"



wow the embarassment!
 
hahaha, it depends who i'm talking to but I wouldn't be embarassed to say that to most of my female friends. infact i say stuff like that all the time. 😛
 
Originally posted by: iloveme2
hahaha, it depends who i'm talking to but I wouldn't be embarassed to say that to most of my female friends. infact i say stuff like that all the time. 😛
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Well I just moved down here to Florida, so these are all relatively new friends. I had just met one of them that night, the other 2 I had known for maybe 2 weeks tops.
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: iloveme2
hahaha, it depends who i'm talking to but I wouldn't be embarassed to say that to most of my female friends. infact i say stuff like that all the time. 😛
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Well I just moved down here to Florida, so these are all relatively new friends. I had just met one of them that night, the other 2 I had known for maybe 2 weeks tops.
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lol in that case then yea i'd be a little embarrassed too. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What was her response? Did it seem like she was into giving it a try? 😉
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haha I dunno I was just laughing so hard and they all started laughing too. She said something, but I can't remember exactly what it was.
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What was her response? Did it seem like she was into giving it a try? 😉
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haha I dunno I was just laughing so hard and they all started laughing too. She said something, but I can't remember exactly what it was.
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You missed your chance!
 
We were just sitting around, my gf and her girl friend were talking about how one of her tooth is sharp, and I just blurted out: "I don't like sharp teeth..."
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
I missed the whole Faustios suicide by masturbation thing.... anyone want to fill me in?
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it was in his signature. Not sure if it still is.

BTW its officially called Autoerotic Asphyxiantion I do believe.
 
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
I missed the whole Faustios suicide by masturbation thing.... anyone want to fill me in?
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it was in his signature. Not sure if it still is.
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"16 hours after deciding to end it all, and writing the note, i decided that a slow but painless death of suicide by masturbation wasnt working."
 
I say random stupid stuff during awkward silences....

For instance a friend was asking my roommate questions and eventually the roommate got pissed off and freaked out on my friend. For about 10 seconds it was dead quiet until I sang "Hot Pocket!"

guess you had to be there...
 
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