- Feb 1, 2001
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First things first, if you're that cop.....HAHA you suck! 
I was driving today on a road I won't mention...3 lanes in either direction with a pretty wide median in the middle. I'm pretty sure it's a 65mph zone but it could have been 55. I was doing 85 in the left lane...most people were probably doing around 70-75. A large row of trees ended and there was a cop sitting in the median. As I'm passing him he starts pulling out after me, there was probably a 1/4 mile gap behind me in the left lane but I guess he took too long to get out and missed the window. Took him a while to get out but he does. I've got a little more than a mile to my exit by this point. I'm now in the right lane trying to get off the exit but there's a car doing the speed limit (god forbid) in the right lane and in the middle. I can tell the cop pulled out but he's stuck in a pack of cars (doesn't have his lights on yet, why I dunno). I cut over to the left lane, around these cars and back to the right as I see him break from the pack and start hauling serious ass after me. I'm still in the right lane as he's approaching with a pickup truck just behind me and in the middle lane and some car directly behind me. Just as he's passing the pickup truck I get off the exit at the last second and he slams on his brakes a couple hundred feet past the exit and finally puts his lights on. I haul ass up the exit and the job site I'm working at is a couple hundred feet from there. Pull in and the road curves around a bit then there's a guard station. Normally you're through there in 5 seconds but there's some construction vehicle doing something and I had to sit there in a line of 12-15 cars for at least 5 minutes before I could get in. Damn near had a heart attack especially when a taxi (Caprice) pulled in a few cars behind me.
cliffs:
speeding
cop
cop gets pwned
happy dance for me
For all legal intents and purposes, let's just say none of this is true, the Easter Bunny was sitting next to me and all comments about speeding being bad can be redirected to /dev/null.
AnandTech does not condon bragging about breaking the law. I could leave this thread open for more PWNAGE of the OP, but I'm gonna go ahead and lock it, before it gets out of hand.
AnandTech Senior Moderator
Compuwiz1
I was driving today on a road I won't mention...3 lanes in either direction with a pretty wide median in the middle. I'm pretty sure it's a 65mph zone but it could have been 55. I was doing 85 in the left lane...most people were probably doing around 70-75. A large row of trees ended and there was a cop sitting in the median. As I'm passing him he starts pulling out after me, there was probably a 1/4 mile gap behind me in the left lane but I guess he took too long to get out and missed the window. Took him a while to get out but he does. I've got a little more than a mile to my exit by this point. I'm now in the right lane trying to get off the exit but there's a car doing the speed limit (god forbid) in the right lane and in the middle. I can tell the cop pulled out but he's stuck in a pack of cars (doesn't have his lights on yet, why I dunno). I cut over to the left lane, around these cars and back to the right as I see him break from the pack and start hauling serious ass after me. I'm still in the right lane as he's approaching with a pickup truck just behind me and in the middle lane and some car directly behind me. Just as he's passing the pickup truck I get off the exit at the last second and he slams on his brakes a couple hundred feet past the exit and finally puts his lights on. I haul ass up the exit and the job site I'm working at is a couple hundred feet from there. Pull in and the road curves around a bit then there's a guard station. Normally you're through there in 5 seconds but there's some construction vehicle doing something and I had to sit there in a line of 12-15 cars for at least 5 minutes before I could get in. Damn near had a heart attack especially when a taxi (Caprice) pulled in a few cars behind me.
cliffs:
speeding
cop
cop gets pwned
happy dance for me
For all legal intents and purposes, let's just say none of this is true, the Easter Bunny was sitting next to me and all comments about speeding being bad can be redirected to /dev/null.
AnandTech does not condon bragging about breaking the law. I could leave this thread open for more PWNAGE of the OP, but I'm gonna go ahead and lock it, before it gets out of hand.
AnandTech Senior Moderator
Compuwiz1
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