Ever poop your pants at work?

Have you ever pooped your pants at work? If so what did you do about it?

  • Toughed it out till lunch time and then went home

  • Called your boss with a fake excuse, and immediately left

  • Worked in your own filth all day

  • Never sharted at work


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amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
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Not at work, but when I was a kid (4th Grade) I let an egg drop in the classroom. I cleverly directed it down my pantsleg, got it out under the desk, and kicked it across the room.

The next day we had a lecture about how we should go to the bathroom if we really need to go.
 

mb

Lifer
Jun 27, 2004
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Not at work, but when I was a kid (4th Grade) I let an egg drop in the classroom. I cleverly directed it down my pantsleg, got it out under the desk, and kicked it across the room.

The next day we had a lecture about how we should go to the bathroom if we really need to go.

At first I was like D:

Then I was like :D
 

SandEagle

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Aug 4, 2007
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Not at work, but when I was a kid (4th Grade) I let an egg drop in the classroom. I cleverly directed it down my pantsleg, got it out under the desk, and kicked it across the room.

The next day we had a lecture about how we should go to the bathroom if we really need to go.

haha lol
good stuff
 

AyashiKaibutsu

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Jan 24, 2004
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If you shit your pants and don't clean it up there's no way you could keep working if you are ever remotely near anyone... that shit stinks.
 
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